#granute

Ultimate Teridax

He's been binging that sweet Dark Candy.

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Akiko: what are you talking about?

Ankh: I found a Kamen Rider made of ice cream what do I get if I recruit him?

Akiko: Ankh are you ok? Should I call Eiji?

Ankh: I'm fine how much ice cream do I get if I recruit the ice cream Rider!?

*ten minutes later*

Akiko: *on the phone* yeah Eiji he just keeps going on about a Kamen Rider made of ice cream I don't know what he's talking about but you should probably come get him

Ankh: HE'S REAL DAMN IT

*30 minutes prior during a Granute attack*

Ankh: *looks between Granute and nearby ice cream truck then walks towards the truck* I'm off the clock not my problem

Shoma: *sees Granute and pulls out his Blizzard Sorbet Gochizo* Henshin!

[Choco! eat choco! eat choco! WHAAAA Chocohowl!! paki paki]

I believe that the part timer granutes designs are based on “forbidden snacks” so to speak

Granute hound: this one is simple in some cultures dogs are eaten and in others that is frowned upon

Granute whipple: many species of octopus are currently endangered and some are venomous also they fight back if you try to eat them alive

Granute bon: pufferfish don’t really need to explain this one really not prepared correctly your a goner

Granute otake: mushrooms do I really need to say it the granute also has a toxic spore attack

Granute dean: sardines can have negative effects if over eaten and sardines are usually eaten with there bones

Granute yard: who who eats hermit crabs also hermit crabs and coconut crabs are related and coconut crabs are edible but shouldn’t be over hunted

Make Shouma look more like a hybrid between granute and human rather than a fucker who's 99% human.

-> Most of the granutes we see look rather similar below the waist and more wildly different, while still being very humanoid, above the waist. Could make Shouma's toes be clawed and have organic looking plating/scales and maybe some fur on his legs/hips/lower torso? We wouldn't see much of it due to ya know him wearing rather covering baggy clothing all the time but at least it'd be there.

-> Make Shouma's gavv more organic looking around the teeth and eyes. The crank/lever and button as silly as they look, I assume are necessary for Shouma's gavv to chew/swallow due to his hybrid nature making whatever musculature that's supposed to be there likely deformed.

-> Shouma should get fat. Partly b/c he'd look better, partly as a sign of him enjoying life more while living in the human world...

but also I would assume that he's been malnourished up until the point where he escaped into the human world and started eating food for humans given he's not entirely granute and has been raised eating the most miserable granute food [that's presumably edible enough for his human mom to live on but i doubt that it's got a proper nutritional content cause i dont think granute fuckers did much research].

I also think that there should be a period of after feeling much better after eating human food that Shouma should start feeling ill again to realize that he needs to eat food fit for humans AND granutes to be properly nourished.

2. I think Hanto should get more visibly granute hybrid the more he uses his granute powers/driver. Partly because it would make for much drama and angst. Partly cause I want more body horror in this series. Partly b/c he kinda needs the power boost given Shouma and pudding asshole are a lot stronger than him.

-> Hanto should also be fat just because. But specificlly I'd want him to be fat and lose a notable amount of weight [not enough to be skinny tho] due to being stressed out by his torments and the horrors

3. I think that the tongue press thing should just be a thing that granutes can do not a technology thing they're able to do because of surgically. And I also want it to be something that can work on weakened granutes too.

-> Being able to press agents/minions to make them easy to store instead of spending energy birthing new ones just seems like a good adaptation for the whole being able to make minions thing.

-> If Shouma can press the part timers after beating them within an inch of their life to be able to keep them from harming others/suffering from withdrawal until shit with Stomach Inc. is over and they can get proper help from granute medical institutions and/or tried for their trafficking crimes is reducing the amount of victims suffering and nicer than murdering them.

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