#krdn

-Terui Akiko, KRDN Head Dispatcher, Team Rogue Lead Dispatcher, Team Wind Dispatcher

Shotaro: *dead on his feet* I need coffee it's been a long night

Phillip: *completely wired from finding a new special interest and following Shotaro* the science in it is great really makes you think I mean it's not like we don't know Riders capable of time travel so why not-

Shotaro: Philip we've fought 2 Dopants and a Yummy tonight so I'm sorry in advance but what the fuck are you talking about?

Philip: *sighs irritably* that Godzilla anime Akiko showed me, Singular Point, here let me put it on

Shotaro: yeah *lays down on the couch with his hat covering his face* you do that, I'm only pretending to take a nap

Akiko: *over their comms* hey guys I need you to go back up Fourze he's fighting off two 2 Zodiarts alone and one of them is a Horoscope, sending his location now

Shotaro: goddamn it, Philip you go this time we can use Fang

Shoma: wait what? I didn't tell you the password to my phone

Nyelv: *calls number and hears his own phone ring* IT'S ME???

Shoma: Yes, obviously. *Holds hand out for phone* now about my password

Nyelv: *throws it at him irritably* don't make your password so easy to guess, next time it might not be me looking through it

Shoma: *catches it easily* thanks for the advice. Now stay out of my phone or next time you may see something you don't want to

Nyelv: like what?

Shoma: *glances at Hanto*

Nyelv: you know what you're right I don't want to see it and I don't want to know

Akiko: what are you talking about?

Ankh: I found a Kamen Rider made of ice cream what do I get if I recruit him?

Akiko: Ankh are you ok? Should I call Eiji?

Ankh: I'm fine how much ice cream do I get if I recruit the ice cream Rider!?

*ten minutes later*

Akiko: *on the phone* yeah Eiji he just keeps going on about a Kamen Rider made of ice cream I don't know what he's talking about but you should probably come get him

Ankh: HE'S REAL DAMN IT

*30 minutes prior during a Granute attack*

Ankh: *looks between Granute and nearby ice cream truck then walks towards the truck* I'm off the clock not my problem

Shoma: *sees Granute and pulls out his Blizzard Sorbet Gochizo* Henshin!

Team: Greed

Position(s): Team Greed Dispatcher, Back-Up, Kougami Foundation Liaison

Species: Human

Gender: Trans Woman

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Asexual

Romantic Attraction: Aromantic

Relationship Status: Single

What would you like people to know?

Give your local trans person ¥10,000.

Birth: I'm not a delivery boy I'm a Kamen Rider damn it, why do I need to do it?

Hina: well apparently there's a lot of birthdays today and-

Akiko: the Kougami Foundation is one of our biggest sponsors and he requested we send you if you were available and you are so get moving

*45 minutes later*

Cashier: sooooo what does a Kamen Rider need with all this baking stuff?

Shotaro: wait so there really was an ice cream Rider?

Shoma: that's only one of my forms but yes *holds up Blizzard Sorbet Gochizo*

Gentaro: hey that's kinda like our Foodroids! *Gestures to the little fast food robots on Kengo's desk*

Shoma: those are cute! Mine are called Gochizos, they're created when I eat snacks

Philip: *eyes light up* what do you mean by that?

Shoma: *unzips hoodie* I'm only half human, I'm also half Granute. We have a second mouth on our stomachs called Gavvs. When I eat a snack a Gochizo comes out of mine *eats gummy to demonstrate*

Philip: *watches the Popping Gummy Gochizo come out* I have so many questions. If you're only half what are full Granutes like? Are there others like you? Are all of you Granutes? What purpose do your Gavvs-

Shotaro: *cuts him off by pulling him away* stop it you're going to scare off the new kids

Philip: but I wanna know!