A Weirdo

Dustin: let’s call it an abolith

Me: your telling that your calling a creature that basically swam through the ground an abolith instead of a bulette

Oh diabora it didn’t look like a bullette, when do stranger thing creatures look like the actual DnD monsters, never

Sugelite is superman

What do I mean oh I don’t know that he’s the last of his species going to a planet of similar less advanced beings

Okay let me actually explain this headcanon long ago a ship of petrosapiens were flying through space till they got to close to morotesi or went there deliberately to colonize, either way they get stuck there and over time they adapt to the harsh environment gaining there abilities

Paralysis balahara (subspecies) in the oilwell basin

Poison/stun cut wu (subspecies) in the iceshard cliffs

Fire/armor ajarakan (subspecies) in the windward plains

Water/sleep hirabami (subspecies) in the scarlet forest

Poison/bleed seregios (variant) invader

Ice quamitrice (subspecies) wanderer

Clean unmodified arkveld (variant) similar to primordial malzeno

Nephelim zoh shia (zoh shia) similar to safi jiva

Invasive apexes scarlet forest Rey dau, oilwell basin uth duna, iceshard cliff nu udra, and windward plains jinn dihadd

“Another day another, who are you waiting for this isn’t my wagon”

Lycanism

“Who am I who are you also where’s Sebastion, oh hey I’m out the wheelchair wait who’s that”

FUSE FORCE

“Huh I was just playing my games why am I, who are you people”

Jjba gangsters haven

“-oin that’s everything you missed in, wait a minute this feels familiar gangsters haven detect for bizarre sounds”

“Who is he talking too”

“I don’t know, what’s a videogame”

“Hmm nothing must be an enemy stand”

“I still need answers what’s going on, why does that guy have horns and OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS ON FIRE”

“Everyone calm down we all just need to stay calm, my name is nezhan and this fire I can control it what are your names and weird quirks”

“I’m Carlos before I was born my mom tried becoming a mage then became a beast leaving me with beastly attributes”

“My friends call me Jojo and I have a stand named gangsters haven that can control sound waves and claw at things really fast also my da-“

“I’m frank I’m pretty average but my best friend turned into dog man”

“What”

“What”

“What”

“Hey your acting like your stories are normal like look at sheepboy over there”

Hey there’s been a mix up I think I accidentally transported you into this void

“Wait WHAT”

Oh uh yeah a simple mistake but uh yeah I’ll send you back also Frank you are not average and don’t call him sheepboy

“What does that mean, wait will we remember this”

Yes just don’t act surprised when you get back also you’ll meet again

I’ve seen the ASAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Season 3 to be alabasta to enies lobby give us a whole robin season do it netflix

Passive aggressive franky and usopp rivalry about being a better inventor/shipwright

Franky with arm prosthetics for that good Popeye feeling in live action

Enel to not be played by eminem save eminem for doffy so that doffy can rap like a rap god if we get to dressrossa

Have cp9s zoan form blend prosthetics with cgi

Have monster point choppers noises be actual caribou vocalizations but distorted

Give the sogeking mask a long nose

Now if we get to thriller bark

Have Brooke’s skull be the actors skull they did it for Nicholas cage ghost rider the can do it for brook

Make it that in brooks title card episode that camera pans to the skull and transition to brook talking

Please have the stairs

Make nightmare Luffy unsettling and give him his archery and fire breathing skills from one of the games

Make gecko moria look weird like he does in the original

Have gecko morias flashback of fighting kaido early

Pombon if you stand up we’ll disown you/ tape on feet

And

The greater dog from undertale

Me: no

Pombon: but I killed your beliefs

Me: no you set me free

Pombon: okay

Ripjaws: was I the best alien

Me: no but you are one of my favorites