Nov 14, 2024
They match each other’s freak, your honor.
(Addams family quote for anyone who may not be familiar with it)
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They match each other’s freak, your honor.
(Addams family quote for anyone who may not be familiar with it)
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Me: I had an upsetting dream last night. About our friend, A-A-ron.
Husband, who knows the context of A-a-ron, who dun fucked up: WHY!?
Me: I don't know! It's my brain! It's still Upsetti Spaghetti!!
Hubbysan: Are you upsetti about the spaghetti, or is the spaghetti upsetti?
Me, with ghasted flabbers: ...
Me: My brain is upsetti about the spaghetti (A-A-ron), because they refused to use their noodles!
Me learning spanish: Hola, Como estas?
Husband: Muy Bien? Y tu?
Me: Soy mejor cansado.
Hubs: which one is that?
Me, looks at him for 10 seconds:
Hubbysan: Ah, so you'd like a Strong coffee today.
Me, concerned at level of detection in the dark, but also delighted he knows what I want: Si!
Me, waiting: ...I'm going to go upstairs and put real clothes on.
Hubsando: Don't forget your phone, here
Me, 10 feet away: Telef-Oh Noooooo!
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