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Me: I had an upsetting dream last night. About our friend, A-A-ron.
Husband, who knows the context of A-a-ron, who dun fucked up: WHY!?
Me: I don't know! It's my brain! It's still Upsetti Spaghetti!!
Hubbysan: Are you upsetti about the spaghetti, or is the spaghetti upsetti?
Me, with ghasted flabbers: ...
Me: My brain is upsetti about the spaghetti (A-A-ron), because they refused to use their noodles!
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Me, scrolling on the internet: Oh! NO! No no no!
My husband: What?! What is it?
Me: *containing myself, not reblogging what I just read* It's just... someone had a WRONG opinion on the internet, and I'm restraining myself.
Hubbysan: But that's what the internet is, dear: a Sea of Ignorance and a plethora of Wrong Opinions.
Me: I know! I'm just having trouble with this one.
Hubbysan: Just scroll and starve it out.
Me: Okay, I will.
It's just...
I respect the holder of this particular opinion and have read many of their posts to you before, so that they put this one out there, naked, onto the internet, was quite disconcerting.
...
They said Architecture & Engineering should be separate schools entirely.
Husband: ...
Me: and thus contained, I have scrolled.
*** Five minutes pass ***
Husband: If it doesn't involve Engineering, How will the buildings Stay Up?
Me: See?!? It's not so easy for that one, is it?
Hubbysan: Why did you tell me this and make me hear it with my own ears?!
Sometimes he rolls over in his sleep and twitches violently and it annoys me. I am a very light sleeper. Tonight I told myself that there may come a day when I will miss his rumbly snoring and deep sleep twitching and rolling over and squishing me. Now it is a treasure.
