Jan 15, 2024
gentlejack fic where they continually come up with increasingly bizarre, unheard of, and specific ways to call each other homos
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gentlejack fic where they continually come up with increasingly bizarre, unheard of, and specific ways to call each other homos
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Audrey said: bi rights and bi wrongs - also queer solidarity and liberation! ft people she wants to kiss/has kissed/will kiss.
Tagging - in no particular order: @honorhearted (Benjamin Tallmadge - straight but an ally to the core, or at least I'd hope so... hopefully the Major is well aware of the bi disaster he is getting involved with), @apphrodite (pan), Lestat de Lioncourt (bisexual-biromantic - if I tagged every Lestat I interacted with I'd run out of space, but <3), @2kyears (pan). @eclipsecrowned (Gabrielle de Lioncourt - lesbian), @gentlejack (the butch lesbian of... ever).
— and @extasiie (bisexual-biromantic), and Audrey (bisexual-biromantic).
Plain icons under the cut.
Ann + Anne and their flags ft @gentlejack.
@batsarebetterthanpeople hello im now obsessed w the blackhands divorce proceedings. no idea what your plan is for ur comic but in my mind stede is ed's lawyer and ed picked him bc he's been staring at stede's billboard ad every day on his way to work for like three years and he has a crush on him. stede is a personal injury lawyer but ed shows up at his firm dressed as slutty as possible and stede is just like "YES i'll be your lawyer!" and then gives all his cases to lucius to focus solely on the blackhands divorce and he doesnt sleep for a month bc he has to learn how divorce law works
and calico jack is ed's old friend and during the blackhands marriage era he'd roll into town every now and then and ed would cheat on izzy. izzy never had proof but like, he knows and jack is knows he knows but he always plays dumb when izzy confronts him. jack is also a lawyer but he's been temporarily suspended from practicing law so many times he's lost count. his most recent suspension JUST ended right when ed hired stede, so jack goes to izzy and offers to be his lawyer and izzy is like "absolutely the fuck not" but then every lawyer izzy goes to drops him after spending like, ten minutes in izzy's presence, and eventually word gets around and nobody will even meet with izzy. and THEN izzy only lets jack be his lawyer because he has literally no other choice
all four of them have toxic cringefail sex with each other at least once. it is the world's messiest divorce and it drags on for at least a full year
“do you believe in witches?” it’s a question that comes from seemingly out of the blue. a late night ponder that leads somewhere rather… unexpected. but that is rather like ann - not spontaneous in the way she acts but rather the way she speaks ; questions sometimes deep and meaningful but other times rather unanticipated, as if these thoughts flit through her mind as randomly as leaves fall from trees. she moves onto her side from lying on her back in bed, head resting upon an arm as she gazes towards the other woman. “or, perhaps, if not witches … do you believe in the possibility of magic?” it's food for thought, she thinks, at least.
@gentlejack & ann walker !
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OFMD as Golden Girls Quotes
@gentlejack liked for a starter
“Tea, Madam?”
The girl keeps her gaze lowered and humble - as a good maid ought - but that does not mean that she has not snuck glances at the other when given the opportunity. Milena has never quite seen a woman like her -- if, indeed, ‘woman’ is the right term to use at all, given that the cane and top hat she dons strike her out as markedly ‘other.’ She sits like a manthing too, taking up space without a care in the world. Milena finds it terribly charismatic, truth be told.
Although swift and uncertain, Milena’s looks are not at all unappreciative - quite the contrary. Set just behind her lips, her tongue burns with too many questions -- are you like me? Only, unhidden? All things that she could never imagine pressing a guest with, of all things. It wouldn’t be proper, of course, but that does not mean that the curiosity does not linger there inside of her.
The drawing room is quiet save for the odd crackle of the fire and the maid’s voice filling in the spaces between. Her cheeks are stained with a stubborn flush.
“Or would you prefer something stronger? Perhaps you would like to sample the wine..?”
Topper from "A Christmas Carol" (1999) literally looks and acts exactly like Calico Jack and Stede's bastard child
Like he's got Stede's hair and fashion sense, but Jack's haircut and mustache. He's a gung ho overconfident flirt but is silly and cute about it. I can see them having a rare moment of self-awareness and being like "yep that's our boy he's exactly like us" but being completely and utterly confused and blindsided by the heterosexuality. where did that come from. everything else is so stede-and-jack of him but he's straight??? how?? why?? where did they go wrong?