#gavindra

Gavarog: Ok, so get this: first I just stare at her like 😳 jaw dropped, right?

The Sphinx: ummm right, ok.

Gavarog: Then I call you a bitch to your face.

The Sphinx: ....

Gavarog: And I proceed to be a sullen little shit about your whole organization for like the rest of the meeting.

The Sphinx: Navarog.... what?

Gavarog: Then boom! I bring out the stutter! Then while we’re at Lost Mesa I proceed to flirt, and I do like that thing where like I act all protective, but it’s like lowkey misogynistic, yeah I do that.

The Sphinx: ........

Gavarog: .... But it’s ok because then like I totally get put in my place. And now we can exchange love letters!

A few disclaimers: I am in no way trying to actually judge you for your ships (probably), this is just meant to be a fun light hearted post. If you want to start shipping feuds, kindly do it in your own goddamn DM's.

Brackendra: You like to keep things canon, and you just want Kendra to be happy. I feel like you eat unseasoned chicken, though

Ronodra: Be honest with me here, you use Kendra as a self insert, don’t you? You consider enemies to lovers & witty banter to be the pique of romance, and who can blame you?

Gavindra: You're a slut for love-hate relationships, and you're still salty over the fact that Gavarog was killed right after the reveal. You get PTSD whenever you see the phrase "last updated: 2011"

Garrethdra: You think forbidden love and pretty boys are neat

Verlendra: I have never actually seen one of you in the wild, but you probably unironically use the phrase "uwu soft bean boi 🥺"

Raxendra: You just want Raxtus to be happy, and I cannot blame you

Kendralyssa: You do it for the girls and the gays, thats it. Friends to lovers is your bread and butter

Warrendra: Hm.

Eveth: You think dumb kids in love is the best trope

Raxeth: You just want Raxtus to be happy (but gay this time), and I cannot blame you

Verleth: You like the popular kid x nerd trope, also you unironically use the phrase "uwu soft gay bean boi 🥺"

Warrenessa: Two disaster bisexuals is your ideal romance

Warren x Tanu: You love a good bickering married couple

Viselle: You wanted to ship Vanessa with a girl, and Giselle was the closest you could get your hands on

Newel x Doren: Your ideal relationship is one of those "bro" posts from 2015

Mara x Elise: You think there should be more lesbians in the world

Pattlena: You vehemently believe in love at first sight, and you also sobbed at the end of book 3

Mr Lich x The Sphinx: You think there should be more gay right hand men in the world