#funny tics

camp twitch and shout edition! (thank you for 200 followers!!!!!)

and yes, every one of these came out of my mouth multiple times at tourettes camp or after camp. also dont read this if you pick up tics easily! 

“lemon soup!”

“by the power of grayskull.”

“f**k ya chicken strips!”

“hey guys, guess what! i’m officiallly 18! which means no one is legally able to stop me from f**king the moon! so f**k everybody, uhh, especially the moon! i’m on my way baby!” (this one literally spread to the entire camp)

“i’m a cripple and i’m punk-*ss!”

“garfield the cat was a lesbophobe!”

“i’m kawaii! niko-niko-niii!” with the dance and everything

“pansexuals marry kittens, that’s why they’re lgbt!” (i know pansexuals do not inherently marry kittens and they are lgbt for reasons other than that)

“d*ke on a biiiiiiike!”

“ [name] is a transphobe!”

“katniss is mah b***h.”

pumping my cane into the air

just screaming “dysautonomia” 

Me: *tics* Hey Joe! Halo, you idiot.

Step-Dad: Joe is such an idiot.

Me: *tics* Halo! No, no, no!

Step-Dad: *sings* I can see you Halo..

Me: *tics* Stop it, I dont like you Steve!