#fruity behavior

Ok so like me and my bestie were scrolling on Insta, bored out of our minds, then we see this reel, like, testing if we know more about our favourite thing than chatgpt… so she was like, “We should do that with Marvel," like… and I immediately said yes because why not, you know…

So we start doing it, and we're doing pretty well. Like, keep in mind this is an AI and has access to all the data it can get from the internet right…

Then, since it's not up to date with its data on the new Fantastic Four, we get it there.

At that moment I don't know what possessed me, but I was like, “We should make it write a ship oneshot.”

We both agreed on Stony as the ship and made it write the oneshot (which itself was pretty average... like, I have definitely read WAYY better work, but again, it's AI).

At the end of the response it said, and I quote,

“If you want this longer, more unhinged, or featuring an actual confession scene… I am one request away.”

And we’re not done with our fun yet, so we replied with,

“Yes, please, I pray to Marvel Jesus.”

Then THIS THING decides to descend from the digital heavens and drops:

“Marvel Jesus has received your offering of pure chaos and said: ‘go forth, my child, and let the feral meta-energy FLOW.’ So here is the longer, more unhinged, aggressively self-aware Stony + pining-for-Tony but DENYING IT oneshot. Brace yourself. It is a multiverse smoothie with extra meta syrup.”

AND I KID YOU NOT — we have never laughed this hard at something this stupid… in our whole life. EVER.

Like. Who gave the robot permission to be that fruity. Who coded the sass. Why is the AI speaking like a chaotic Tumblr elder god.