Aka: I found an audios list just to chill; also a bit of the spite mix
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Kale: Did it hurt when you fell?
Caulifla, slightly dizzy and loopy: From what? Heaven? Or in love?
Kale: Dear, as much as I would love to save your ego...
Kale, voice suddenly raising: YOU JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
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Kale: What kind of ice cream flavor would you guys be?
Cabba: Vanilla.
Frost: Vanilla... you basic b-tch. I'd be pistachio-
Caulifla: 'Cause no one likes you?
Frost: ...
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Cabba, arriving at Champa's palace before the Tournament of Power: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.
Frost, coming up the staircase, panting and out of breath: -HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
Cabba, with plausible deniability: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... giving you a little nudge.
Frost: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
Hit: Hey! ...Watch your f-cking language in front of the God of Destruction.
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Hit: You should be addicted to shutting up...
Frost: You want to kiss me so bad, it makes you look stupid.
Hit: So what if I do
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Frost, after Frieza "defeats" Gohan in the Tournament of Power: Will you date me? Breath if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no!
Frieza, charging an energy blast: はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。
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And now something fluffy to compensate:
Goku, to Chi-Chi one morning: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you were mustard. Which is weird, because you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?