behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group
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behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

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if we try hard enough i feel like hornkus binglefuck could become the next gilderat cologne incident
barty, stealing the marauder's map and figuring out how to open it- because of course he would, he's a genius- and seeing james and regulus suspiciously close together in the astronomy tower, dorcas and marlene in the gryffindor girls dorms incredibly close together, and pandora and lily also very close together in the ravenclaw dorms- not to mention, remus and sirius in a broom closet on top of each other, and peter and gilderoy in the gryffindor dorms also suspiciously close together-
barty, lying in bed half on-top of evan, fully naked: wow, did you know that all of our friends and all of our friend's friends are gay??
evan, who has been running his fingers through barty's hair for the better half of an hour: shocking
barty: i know! and they're all being little freaks right now!
It's just me and the gay people in my phone against the world
"No! You don't understand, those two characters who never interacted in canon are in love!" I scream as I'm dragged back to the psych ward.

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The worst part about easily ignoring canon in favor of crack ships is they become my favorite ships and then I can’t tell casual fans of the show/book/whatever what my Actual favorite ships are
I've recently learnt that, as a multishipper, if you present a compelling enough case for almost any ship, I can guarantee it'll become my personality for the next week.
peter pettigrew & his random sidequests