The bar is in less than two weeks.

o.o WHY NOT?! its a pencil…

Oh, because the Florida Board of Bar Examiners is probably convinced we have hyper technological pencils that somehow will beam the answers straight to our tests.

This is the thing they have us read about what is and what's not okay to bring to the test.

Because, you know, the whole process wasn't stressful enough we have to have metal detectors too.

Fortunately, my law school gets two big ball rooms at the hotel connected to the convention center so we have a place to leave our stuff/eat lunch/not be around the other 4000 (I wish I was joking at that number) stressed out people taking the exam.

And on the first day after you finish your essays you have to leave your computer in the room. Which drives me up a wall. Why? Because here's how the essay part works.

You are responsible, if you write on the computer, for getting your essay uploaded after the exam is over with for the day. They don't trust us enough to let us have wireless access to upload it.

That didn't used to bother me. Until Squee-Mom asked me what happened if your computer broke or you got into a car accident or something on the way home.

So now, I will be using the Wi-FI at the hotel to upload the freaking thing no matter how much it costs me because holy eff balls I would kill someone if I lost it.