—Elias Veturius (A Reaper at the Gates)

I just finished watching the new episode and if it wasn’t for my father banging on my door, ‘saying are okay,’ I wouldn’t have realised how loud I was screaming!!! I can vaguely remember something like a combination of ‘run Betty and no my baby no no no Toni nooo! How could you?!

I’ll be honest. I suspected something like this would happen. I mean everyone who has gone under cover, has been mindlessly assimilated. It’s like a hive - the entire part with Betty standing there as Edgar (the yummy snack) tries to pull her in...as Toni is standing there with Cheryl, #Choni but omg crazy! I’m sitting her screaming and thinking - Rosemary’s baby a’ la The Wickerman.

I was terribly afraid this would happen! And a part of me, the hopeful part, is hoping that Toni’s still in control of her mind. She just have to go deep under and that requires she betray Betty. Am I stupid?

Meanwhile we lost three characters, it seems Hall, Polly’s son and Josie. I was so excited seeing Penelope going in guns basing to save her grand babies. But I’m left with acid in the back of my throat. Yes of course she only takes Jason Junior. Oy!

And still my heart is pounding and think I’ve made my throat sore. I’m seeing red and my Choni heart is splintered.

I’ve always thought of Toni as indestructible. She was Cheryl’s protector and lover, her knight in leather. And I’m sick over the idea that she’s lost her mind. This can’t be true.

Leaving me with the collective thought that magic is at the root of all this farm crazy. There’s a supernatural legend that if one gives a certain story, belief and compete power it will then take on a mind of its own. A life of its own. And how else could Edgers followers be seeing dead people? If not that they’ve been able to do it by all his followers collective belief. And what about that Evelyn isn’t his daughter and actually his wife? And that she’s really twenty six and been pretending to be a junior for years? Oh my god gives a new twist on that movie Never Been Kissed.

I always knew they had a special selection process, obviously. And that’s why Cheryl was indoctrinated, she had lost someone she loved JJ. And why Betty couldn’t be swayed like everyone else. She needs, to lose everyone - to find her place in the farm. Alice lost Charlie’s, this gives us all a clue that if Toni is compler taken by crazy, she too must have lost someone she loved. Toni back story please?!

I’m not the only one who wants that obviously. I mean so does Vanessa Morgan. I maybe tackling this in my own fanfic but I’d love to see it on Riverdale.

And so my theory is this, that with the collective use of all his blind followers Edgar can harness their will and Evelyn can build - something, terrible called the Gargoyle King. She’s the bad cop he’s the good, he might just not be evil at all. He might be under her thrall too. Toni said it best when she called her a bitch lol. By using all this belief the followers can see their dead love ones for SOME greater grand design. The evil one - might be Evelyn. She’s definitely a witch. #EvelynEvernever Evelyn Evernever aka Evelyn Neverdie or Evelyn Everyoung - @emmaxmalfoy13 - is actually a #Shtiga aka a vampiric witch draining all the Farmies of their youth and life force. Hehe. 🙊🤦🏼‍♀️🤯 WHERE IS #buffythevampireslayer WHEN WE NEED HER? SOMEONE CALL #theWinchesters or #harveykinkle it’s going down in #riverdale can can anyone say #hellmouth ?? ♥️♥️♥️

Heck, whenever someone had a seizure, Evelyn was there and what about Polly’s floating twins. If this isn’t a Coven in cults clothing - I don’t know what is omg. Riverdale is right next to Greendale, who says they can’t have magic and witchcraft too? And this would bridge the gap between Riverdale and the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina next season. Perfect. If this isn’t magic I don’t know what else it could be?!

And I leave it with the farm killed Hall so that they can get Betty. They hope she’ll want to join - to see her father.

But oh Betty won’t be that easily taken in.