ā INCORRECT QUOTES ā
Bringing back an old tag game!!!
Rule: use this generator to create āincorrect quotesā for your wip
(I feel legally obligated to post something actually about Faerie's Dawn today and I want to meme these idiots lmao)
Cloud:Ā Tell me a little about yourself. Nova:Ā I'd rather not, I really like this group.
Nova:Ā I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five pm, okay? I don't KNOW!
Nova:Ā I will be using so much pink youāll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.
Sky:Ā You're violent. Nova:Ā Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Nova: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat? Sky: I donāt usually eat with losers. Nova: Neither do I but I asked you, didnāt I?
Nova:Ā Branch, youāre in charge! Sky:Ā Branch, can we start a fire?
[while waiting outside the principalās office] Nova:Ā What are you in for? Cloud:Ā Oh, they just want to know if itās cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Nova:Ā I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Cloud: Cloud: Cloud:Ā We live very different lives. Nova:Ā Yes, we do.
Branch:Ā Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. Nova:Ā So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
Nova:Ā When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I donāt have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Branch:Ā I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Nova:Ā I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I've never met a burger I couldnāt eat.
Nova:Ā Branch's amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way heāll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shake him! Sky:Ā That was him ignoring you.
Sky, at Nova's funeral:Ā I need a moment with them. Everyone else at the funeral:Ā Of course. [leaves] Sky, leaning over Nova's coffin:Ā Okay, listen here you little shit. I know youāre not dead. Nova, sitting up in the coffin:Ā Yeah, no shit.
Sky:Ā I hope you have an explanation for this. Cloud:Ā We have three, actually! Nova:Ā Pick your favorite.
Cloud:Ā I bet youāre wondering why I gathered you here today. Itās because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room arenāt getting along with other people in this room. Sky:Ā Why did you say that so vaguely? Nova and I are literally the only people you called in here.
Sky:Ā I love sarcasm! Itās like punching people in the face, but with words!
Sky:Ā [trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark] Sky:Ā Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate:Ā Well, I- Sky:Ā How about "You banged my mom?" Associate:Ā No... Sky:Ā You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Sky:Ā [writes] You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
Cloud:Ā You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Sky:Ā But did I make you cry? Cloud:Ā [cries on the spot] Sky:Ā ... shit.
Sky:Ā We wouldnāt last two minutes without Nova. Sky: Sky:Ā Donāt tell them I said that.
Cloud:Ā What language do they speak at the center of the earth? Cloud:Ā Core-ean! Sky:Ā The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there, so they donāt need a language! Cloud:Ā Core-ean.
Cloud:Ā You know, itās fine to admit you were wrong. Sky:Ā [sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt] I just like the way it tastes.
Branch:Ā I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Sky: Sky:Ā I like you.
Steely:Ā Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Sky:Ā General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Steely:Ā We have a problem. Branch:Ā No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Steely:Ā What the fuck. Steely:Ā ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Steely:Ā Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy!
Steely:Ā A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Cloud:Ā An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel! Branch:Ā A realist sees a freight train. Sky:Ā The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Achilles:Ā Weāll find another route, itās not safe for amateur adventurers. Nova:Ā That sounds like a challenge. Achilles:Ā I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Nova:Ā ... Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Achilles:Ā There is no challenge!
Achilles:Ā Okay, how do I look? Be honest. Cloud:Ā Thereās no critic more honest than Sky! Sky:Ā Bad.
Achilles:Ā We all have our demons. Achilles, grabbing Steely:Ā This oneās mine.
Eve:Ā Asa, donāt go picking a fight with Ailwyn. Donāt forget, theyāre powerful, they could make life difficult for you. Asa:Ā Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.
Asa:Ā Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!
Asa:Ā If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
Asa:Ā [walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone] Eve:Ā Hey, Asa, how was your day? Asa:Ā [picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Eve] Hell. Eve, watching this unfold:Ā (whispers) Who hurt you?
Eve:Ā What's worse than a heartbreak? Steely:Ā Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Branch:Ā Waking up in the morning. Asa:Ā Waking up.
Steely:Ā Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Cloud:Ā Y-you were putting it in cold water?? Sky:Ā Steely. Answer the question, Steely. Steely:Ā Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Steely:Ā Plus you think I have the patience to boil water? Cloud:Ā You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Sky:Ā Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Cloud:Ā Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Sky:Ā It takes less than aĀ minute. Cloud:Ā Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??? Sky:Ā How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Cloud:Ā Like seven minutes?? Nova:Ā Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Sky:Ā Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Nova? Your stove is enchanted! Steely:Ā Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Branch:Ā Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
[during a group project] Branch:Ā [does 99% of the work] Cloud:Ā [has no idea whatās going on] Nova:Ā [says theyāre gonna help but does not] Sky:Ā [disappears at the very beginning and doesnāt show up again until the very end]
Just a silly thing I felt like I had to make lol.
Ik you guys don't know half of these characters lol. But it's fun foreshadowing for later... and still funny š
(Idk should I @ the whole Faerie's Dawn list? I'mma just @ my "everything" taglist and anyone I know who's really into FD lol)
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