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Hot take: I will watch any TV show where a 40+ year old woman is the fandom bicycle.

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Lando's bodyguard was, in Nico's opinion, unnecessarily large.
"Sorry," Nico said, holding up his press badge, even though, fuck this guy, he definitely knew who Nico was. "I'm just trying to talk to Lando."
"He already did his interviews," the bodyguard said. Nico tried to look around him and wave Lando down, but he was engaged with a gaggle of curly-haired boys who looked they'd been crying for an hour.
"Right," Nico said. He stepped in close to the bodyguard. "I'm trying to talk to him personally."
"Would you like me to pass along a message?"
Goddamn these overenthusiastic bulldogs. There hadn't been a need for any of this in Nico's day.
"Here," he said, handing the bodyguard his key card. "1024."
The bodyguard looked at the key card with open amusement, but made no move to take it. He pulled out his phone and tapped the screen. "He can do 10pm," he said.
"Sure-" Nico started to reply, but the bodyguard cut him off.
"Tomorrow," he said.
"Tomorrow?" Nico repeated. "My flight leaves tomorrow morning."
"Button moved his," the bodyguard said. "Do you want the time or not?"
Nico stared at him, narrowed his eyes, then huffed. "Yes, fine," he said. "10pm tomorrow."
Has anyone else noticed that you can often tell which character a given ATLA fan stans just by looking at who they ship with Zuko?
Zutarians are pretty universally Katara stans
Aang stans tend to ship Zukaang almost as much as they ship Kataang
Mai stans are fairly well known for their belief that Maiko is the only acceptable ship for either character
Lots of Azula stans are also Zucest shippers.
Most Zukka shippers are Sokka stans.
Literally the only exception I can think of is Toph, because there are a lot of Toph stans and most of them do not ship Tokoβalthough a great deal do seem very invested in their platonic friendship.
Love how you can ship Dick Grayson with anyone
And it doesn't feel far fetched that Dick would be pussy whipped about said person, as exhibit A) Bruce, Batman is the epitome of "Dick is too good for that guy"
Dick will maul whoever tells him Bruce is not a good maycyh tho so shush
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Me debating how Jaydick would happen
And realizing Dick being in love with Bruce is good enough evidence that Dickie boy has got peculiar taste in partners and object of romantic infatuation
Have you ever had a ship you like but didnt want to become canon?
Oh yeah all the time. I have ships where I enjoy their dynamic in like one scene but the story isn't about them and would completely derail the plot if it actually happened. Tywin/Sansa and Tywin/Arya in particular from asoiaf are fun detours. Tywin's Harrenhall dynamic with Arya is unmatched, and I always thought marrying Sansa to Tyrion was a shortsighted political move. Marrying her to Jaime (after removing him from the kingsguard) or himself makes much more sense. I think he was too caught up on being mad at the Starks over Jaime to think clearly, plus dead wife angst. Tywin has his own code of honor and he's one of the men in the long line of men who was poised in a position to play hero to Sansa during her King's Landing era but didn't. So it just works for me.
P.S. Sansa/anyone but Sandor fics only work for me if Sandor is not present. If he's a character in the plot and he doesn't Sandor the right way, I'm like welp. Fantasy ruined, I'm sad now.
Similarly, I ship Hermione with all the hot HP daddies. Like dramione is where I live, but I like her with Sirius, Severus, Lucius -- all the us's lmao. Those marriage law fics are a godsend, gotta love a self-indulgent trope.

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My personal headcanon is that Eren was passed around the 104th like a blunt in a group smoke sesh
He's on good terms with everyone, which makes him a valuable asset in every polycule π
Has anyone else noticed that the shipping hoe/ fandom bicycle of any media is usually the bottom in the ship? Tony Stark, Stiles Stilinski, Link from LoZ, Edwin Payne from Dead Boy Detectives, etc.
Also who are some of your fav bicycles?
Kevin passed around fic? Please? ππ
i know you sent an ask just after saying you found it but I'm still putting it here so that others can partake in Kevin being in vee of throuples.
fic here