Remus: I don't understand. People who play sports for life get money for playing? Like, you catch a ball and you get fame for doing it. People chear your name as you chase after the ball.
Remus: Where I live, you go to prison for chasing after balls, but here you get paid for it. I don't understand.
Remus: I could get arrested for grabbing balls, but sports players can hit them with sticks and bats.
Remus: How is that allowed? I am not whacking balls out of the stadium. But if I were to do so, I'd get arrested.
Logan: I know nothing about sports, but if it's deeply troubling you, I could answer your question
Remus: If we were baseball players, you would be the batter and I'd be the outfielder. I'd catch your balls all day
Logan, sighing deeply: Please don't