#evil candy

Oh my! Such a cute little vampire costume! And such an adorable pumpkin basket you have too! This is deserving of my finest candy!

Oops- Was that an evil candy?

Oh no! It was!!! Quick! Eat it before it steals all your candy!

Phew! That was a close one…

Here, have these glow-in-the-dark fangs instead. Promise these ones aren’t evil!… pretty sure… You can use them to cover up your real fangs so that the humans don’t find out that your a real vampire ^w^

You have obtained +1 pieces of Evil Candy.

Open it?

Yes<-

"Man, should I get to eating those? They could go bad"

Immediately followed up by the thought: "Naw, Gummi Worms don't go bad!"

And then like suddenly I'm cursed/blessed by the mental image of Gummi Worms with little angry eyebrows chortling evilly, like:

Have some candy!! 🍬🍭🍫