#im joking

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who always shares his snacks even if he teases you and says no beforehand

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who would shove you off swings and slides but was quick to defend you if someone else did it

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who after school would walk you home and if you annoyed them enough would buy you a snack on the way.

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who lended you their hoodie when you first got your period

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who stayed up all night helping you study so you could pass a test…even if he didn’t know all of it…or any of it

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who bandaged you up when you fell and scraped your knee

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who agreed when you gave him a ring pop and promised to be his significant other. all so you guys could be ‘best friends forever’ knowing damn well…

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who randomly stopped talking to you one day and completely avoided you

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who simply shrugged and moved on when you asked him what was wrong and if he was okay

CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND who gained a girlfriend behind your back and randomly brought it up to you out of the blue…

CHILDHOOD MEMORY who went as far as returning your stuff and muttering how his girlfriend didn’t want it there.

CHILDHOOD MEMORY who no longer speaks to you anymore

CHILDHOOD MEMORY who didnt even invite you to the upcoming wedding, though you didnt even want or care about it anyways.

CHILDHOOD MEMORY who you have blocked on every social media for your own peace and sake

and for the mood swings that ive caused / because i’m bored of the same stereotype…

Oh reiner, I'd crack u so good that both ur personalities wldnt be able to get enough of my cvm stuffing u like a tart and my nuh all over u like a double glazed donut🥹🫰

bitch fine

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