I miss my boys…

Finally a bit free academics…

@starscreamhasdied @doritooooo

Commander Starscream, Downpour is a femme. She has not been a “he” for a while now.

I did poke her however. She awoke eventually, and proceeded to apologize profusely to 🪣’s family and 🪣. All of them found the situation amusing.

I am currently in good health my liege, as are the majority of my team. Although Wukong has managed to poison himself again this morning, much to my dismay, and Potter has a cold similar to your own. He’s not handling it well, and insists he’s on the verge of death (he isn’t, he is simply what the humans call : a Drama Queen)

If you would like to speak with any of the others, please let me know my liege.

Signing off, Erdadicon #2814, designation : "Kitty"

Look, I can't remember everything and most Cybertronians are mechs. I'm going to default to mech pronouns... what do you mean, she hasn't been a "he" for a long time? Well, that explains it! She was probably a "he" last time we spoke.

I'm glad she released the human. Were apologies really necessary?

Snf. Colds are miserable, but as long as the torso intakes are kept clear, they are not life-threatening. Keep an eye on the drama queen – ply him with medgrade if he continues to whine.

Chapters: 16/? Fandom: Transformers: Prime Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Megatron/Vehicons (Transformers), Airachnid/Vehicons (Transformers), Shockwave/Vehicons (Transformers), Arcee/Vehicons (Transformers), Optimus Prime/Vehicons (Transformers), Ratchet/Vehicons (Transformers), Bulkhead/Vehicons (Transformers), Bumblebee/Vehicons (Transformers), Ultra Magnus/Vehicons (Transformers), Vehicons/Wheeljack (Transformers), Smokescreen/Vehicons (Transformers), Predaking/Vehicons (Transformers), Soundwave/Vehicons (Transformers), Starscream/Vehicons (Transformers), Knock Out/Vehicons (Transformers), Breakdown/Vehicons (Transformers), Dreadwing/Vehicons (Transformers), Skyquake/Vehicons (Transformers), Makeshift/Vehicons (Transformers), Cliffjumper/Vehicons (Transformers), Hardshell/Vehicons (Transformers) Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Vehicons (Transformers), Eradicons (Transformers), Arcee (Transformers), Airachnid (Transformers), Shockwave (Transformers), Cliffjumper (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Bulkhead (Transformers), Bumblebee (Transformers), Ultra Magnus (Transformers), Smokescreen (Transformers), Wheeljack (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Starscream (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Skyquake (Transformers), Dreadwing (Transformers), Makeshift (Transformers), Predaking (Transformers), Knock Out (Transformers), Breakdown (Transformers), Hardshell (Transformers), Insecticons (Transformers) Additional Tags: Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers), Masturbation, Public Masturbation, Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Sexual Interfacing, Rough Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Tentacle Sex, BDSM, Size Kink, Inappropriate Behavior, Dominance, Submission, Vehicon Appreciation, Threesome - M/M/M, Horny Vehicons, Vehicons Have No Rhyme Or Reason, slutty behavior, What Have I Done, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, You All Suffer With Me Now, Explicit Sexual Content, Shameless Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Maybe Some Plot, Voyeurism, Accidental Stimulation, Stupid plot, Public Humiliation, Foursome - M/M/M/M Series: Part 15 of Rare Pairings Summary:

*GENTLY SCREAMS* UM HI OKAY SO apparently me and a friend joking about @mister-scream​ ‘s shitpost about the tfp cast fucking around in home depot (this bitch here) was all it took to gracelessly shove me out of my better-half-of-a-decade hiatus on fanfic writing. And of course it’s crack why wouldn’t it be. So uh... if you’re hankerin’ for 4k words of Soundwave and Oppy being tired dads falling in love over carpets then you came to the right place I guess asdfghjk

And if you’re more of a pictures person, enjoy the drawing version I made alongside it that ended up taking WAY TOO LONG TO FINISH but it’s done now so it’s okay uwu

Megatron

Soundwave

Starscream

Knockout

Breakdown

Shockwave

Predaking

Vehicons

Eradacons

Arachnid

Skyquake

Dreadwing

Lazerbeak

Insecticons

Dear Vehicon Valuer,

It's not just a case of Vehicon life. During the great wars, many on both sides were slaughtered to such a degree that death became easy. But you are right that there is a certain ease to eliminating those who have concealed their identity.

The Eradicon Decree that Megatron issued gave him the army he wished—with feature-concealing armor and a uniform appearance, all the better to eradicate their individuality. Those Decepticons who took up the cause found it liberating; as no Autobot could tell who was who, the Vehicons stopped fearing reprisals, and became ever more brutal.

The reprisals came nonetheless, and when they did, they were indiscriminate. The Autobots treated the Vehicons as they had presented themselves: indistinguishable and interchangeable, all to blame for the crimes of their fellows. Thus, while the Vehicons were more effective, they also took far higher losses.

In the end Megatron had to relent. He negotiated with the Autobots and new rules of warfare were outlined. The Vehicons were split into two castes. Worker, and Warrior. The former were given a variant of their armour, marked with dual optic-masks, and there was an agreement that they would not be sent into battle, and nor would they be attacked—with natural allowances for self defence.