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Summary: a few headcannons mainly focused on human biology and anatomy, but thereās other topics sprinkled in as well
Authorās Note: I like the idea that ENA would be fascinated with how humans work since, you know. Sheās not human, and probably thinks youāre the weird one in her world.
Honestly, she probably thinks youāre really really weird appearance wise. You quickly form an attachment to her since sheās pretty much your guide when it comes to navigating her world. Sheād definitely be fascinated with your hair, since itās not a single solid piece resting on top of your head. Whether you let her mess around with your hair is up to you.
Your body is a constant topic of interest to her, in comparison to her solid polygon body, yours is soft, smooth and squishy. So sheās constantly squishing and poking at your body. Though, you have to establish what is and isnāt appropriate for her to touchā without your permission at least.
You quickly learned that chocolat (chocolate) was actually a form of currency when ENA lost her mind watching you pretty much eat her money. After Meanie finished screaming at you for eating her hard earned money, while trying to force your mouth open in an attempt to get her money backā you immediately apologized and explained to her that chocolate is simply a tasty sweet to munch on where you come from. Itās the first recognizable food you saw in her world and assumed it was made with the intend to be eaten. She seemed to calm down a bit once she processed that you didnāt eat her coins out of malice, she actually found your form of currency to be the weird. Paper and metal? As currency to pay for goods and services? How odd. After clearing the misunderstanding up, she put you to work because she still wants her money back. Which is fair enough.
She doesnāt understand the concept of eating since we never see any entities actually eat, except when theyāre transporting ENA to a new environment. She doesnāt seem to need to eat either, so the idea of putting something in your mouth and swallowing it being a very essential part of your survival was a concept she was very unfamiliar with. But if it means her new coworker gets to stay by her side and not eat her money, sheāll find something that can be deemed as edible based on your description on what you consider to be food.
ENA loves to watch you eat. Thatās it, she just likes to watch you eat. Itās very fascinating to her, watching you chew and swallow something she brought you makes her happy. To her It feels like sheās contributing to your survival (which she is), so sheāll just stare at you the entire time youāre eating. Will it make you nervous? Yes. Will she stop if you ask her to? No. She canāt eat (as far as we know) so she canāt experience that for herself, so she watches you eat instead.
āCan you stop staring at me?ā You awkwardly asked. āIām afraid Iām going to have to decline your request, my dearest work partner. Iām currently witnessing two business assets merging together, itās a momentous occasion that I have to witness for myself!ā She leaned forward eagerly, invading your personal space and coaxing the odd looking sandwich you were holding towards your mouth. Her meanie side quickly growing impatient at your hesitance to eat under her gaze and shoving the meal into your mouth. āHURRY UP AND CHEW THE STUPID SANDWICH ALREADY!!ā
Sleep is also a strange concept to her, but itās at least something you can try and teach her to do. Though, youāll probably have to pitch it to her like paid business expense, a promotional reward or as a business tax write off if you want her to take a nap with you. Sheās seen other entities and creatures nap and sleep, so itās not something new to her. Itās just that ENA doesnāt need sleep so she doesnāt do it, but you do so itās not uncommon for you to wake up, only to see her inches away from your face. She tries not to disturb you while youāre asleep, but you waking up because you can feel her staring at you is both alarming to her as it is interesting.
If by chance ENA manages to read up on humans to learn more about you and how your body works, sheās going to be asking you a lot of questions or observe you more to see if what she read was true. Not only does she want to learn about you as a species, but itās also her way of showing that she cares about you as well. Itās basically the ātrying to bond with my male cat, but idk what men like so I took him to Home Depot.ā Meme.
She didnāt know what you liked to do for fun so she took you to āhunt and gatherā with herš
ENA later learned what you actually like to do for fun and you guys do that instead during the rare occasions she has free time.
Your biology fascinates her, she wants to know everything about it. If you let her, sheāll run her hands over your body in order to feel your bones and jointsā basically giving you a physical exam out of curiosity. When she learns about human reproductive organs sheās practically fixated on you. The concept that you can create a new life form with your body is truly fascinating to her.
āYou mean to say that you have an organ with the ability to create new life inside your body is verifiably true?ā ENA asked with curiosity, anticipating conformation of this new information she learned about. āUh, yeah, why do you ask?ā Mildly confused at her sudden question. āAmazing! Truly splendid, a self sufficient entrepreneur with an amazing asset full of endless potential and possibilities!ā Her salesman side praised.
It doesnāt matter to her if other humans are also capable of doing the same thing, what matters to her is that you have the capacity to do so. Sheās fascinated with you and you only, youāre the only human here after all. Humans are interesting to her because youāre interesting to her.
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[Ena pulls her hat off, slightly bends down her upper body, places one hand behind her back, and shows off the inside of her hat. Suddenly, a flower pops out from it]
M!Reader : ....
[Y/N stands right in front of her, eyes wide from the sudden move]
M!Reader : UhāEna?ā
Ena : Do take the flower, it's always gonna be free of charge exclusive for you, but i don't wanna see your hand empty, the other hand will be holding mine during this time of day~
M!Reader : PFTTāChuckles, Wow, very romantic of you~
Summary: Some personal headcanons I have about Dream BBQ ENA regarding physical and some emotional intimacy with you and some NSFW/smut headcanons too. Donāt worry Iāve broken up both sfw and nsfw into their own sections so you donāt have to read the nsfw if you donāt want to.
Warnings: in general, gender neutral reader. For the SFW: nothing really, just my thoughts on how I think kissing, holding hands, cuddling, and let aspects of physical affection and intimacy would work. A bit of angst regarding ENA having issues opening up and being vulnerable emotionally but nothing too angsty. For the NSFW: I ramble way too much about all the possibilities of how you could possibly get sexually intimate with ENA and the idea that sky might actually be the limit, so prepare for that. Mentions of dirty talk, dom/sub and top/bottom dynamics, pegging/penetration, fingering, degradation, some talk about possible impact play and hair pulling, scratching, name calling, and manhandling/getting handled roughly. If Iām missing anything, feel free to tell me.
Authorās Snip: Eat up, babes ā„ļø
Iāll shut up now. Enjoy! And donāt be afraid to request.
(SFW)
Kissing is kinda weird. For her regular appearance at least.
To me it just looks like her face is completely flat and that itās just the center down the middle that makes up her head and the point that makes up her nose and that her face is just plastered on the flat surface so she doesnāt actually have real lips
Not of course thereās her hungover and corrupted form which either are humanoid and thus have lips or at least have an actual mouth-like part of her face. So if you really wanted to you could just kiss that
But for her regular form, you just kinda gotta kiss where her mouth would be and just let the gesture be a sign of a kiss
Youāre free to kiss other things like her cheek, forehead, and head though, itās just the lips situation thatās a bit funny and also the dilemma of her kissing you when she wants to do it. Meanie just doesnāt really attempt to kiss you since thereās no point, but her salesperson has come to the solution of going āmwahā or a kiss noise whenever she kisses you anywhere like your hand, head, or cheek. Your lips, not so much since you get it there
But donāt worry, sheās got two perfectly good hands for hand holding
Thatās a bit interesting too though. Not too bad but her hands are very different from each other
Her red hand and arm are the only part of her thatās actually soft and āfleshyā where the rest of her is hard and jagged. But the softness is nice because it feels nice. Through, that hand is a mitten and lacks proper fingers other than her thumb, so you canāt intertwine fingers with that one. But itās not a big deal or anything, your still very able to hold hands in a joined position and she occasionally strokes the back of you hand with her thumb. So it can still be very nice and sweet
As for her pale sideās hand, there is the fact that that one has actual fingers, but itās a bit less comfy because itās hard and more jagged. Itās not too bad other than it doesnāt have give to it like the red one but itās no big deal too
I also personally bc that that sideās hand is a bit cold unless your holding it and the warmth of your hands transfers to it
As for general intimacy, in the context of the physical kind,
Salesperson likes being āprofessionalā and keeps it to hand holding at most when in the public eye but is definitely okay with physical affection and intimacy like kissing and other things in private or at the very least away from where someone might interrupt your moment together. She be so down to cuddle at the end of the day
Meanie isnāt a huge fan and doesnāt really like PDA other than occasionally taking a hold of your hand possessively if someoneās looking at you in a way she doesnāt like. But lowkey? Sheās touch-starved as hell. Her salesperson side satisfies that for them because theyāre more open to physical affection in private but Meanieā¦ struggles a bit. And by that I mean she struggles to admit that she wants to be held because sheās always trying to defend and look out for herself and so that shuts her up against being vulnerable enough to melt into touch even though youāre safe to be vulnerable like that with.
She learns eventually but itās still a bit hard for her at times to accept some love
Her love and security mostly lives in your level of emotional intimacy together, in general, for both sides, but when itās Meanie itās all about you and her knowing that you two understand or are able to understand each other emotionally and mentally
She likes being big spoon/holding you but will occasionally ask to be little spoon/held if sheās going through some shit when you guys are cuddling. Hungover 100% hold her, both because she needs it and also so she doesnāt fall off the bed/couch because sheāsā¦ her main body can be a bit too limp and not so well coordinated
(NSFW)
How the fuck does one go about getting sexually intimate with ENA? In general. How does that work? Thatās just a group of polygons. That is the schoolerās and philosopherās question. Because itās definitely more complicated than the simple āput part A into part Bā that we see withā¦ physical people composed of fleshā¦
Or maybe it can be?? Someone brought on the great point that maybe she can just summon something for herself to get the job done if thatās what you want? Anything can be used in pegging and as a dildo/dick if youāre open enough. I mean, she summoned that little boss egg out of nothing and she quite literally can manifest her megaphone anytime she wants out of thin air. Who says she canāt summon anything she wants? Get experimental.
Also, itās not all about penetration. Sometimes itās just whatever gets you off and sheās got things to grind up on and two perfectly good hands that can still be used despite any quirks they might have
Idk maybe the sharpness of her clawed hand can do something for you. People are into feeling pointy things and getting pricked during sex. Maybe she can even get rid of the points of her fingers too if you want her to get up in there with her finders
Literally who the fuck said she canāt change things about her body? Maybe thatās just her regular base form but she can change any part of her body into something else like tentacles if youāre down for it. Like, she can literally change parts of her at will in some cutscenes. I donāt think there is any limits in that world. I am yet to see any real limits or laws of nature in this world, maybe there are none
She can canonically detach her limbs and have them move around freelyā¦
ā¦
Now hear me out-
She could hypothetically detach her head from her body and eat you out if she wanted
Or detach her hand and tease you with it
You could actually do so much with the fact that she can do that.
The question is not āhow do we do it?ā, my friend.
Itās āhow creative can we get?ā.
Anyways enough philosophy about the laws of nature and limits when it comes to sex
Topā¦
Domā¦ even
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I said what I said
She gives top energy. She looks like she likes being the woman in charge and Iād let her. She looks like she knows what sheās doing once she understands how you āfunctionā if you catch my drift
I think itās the hat and outfit. Iām not saying she looks like sheās in kink gear. Iām saying that a lot of top/dom kink gear looks like what she wears
Also, her personalities could definitely be in charge in their own rights
Donāt lie to me, I know you little freaks (/affectionate) want Meanie to yell at you like that in bed. Iāve been on the internet and certain parts of it to get the appeal, coupled with the way I see you guys fawning over how charming her salesperson side is
Salesperson can talk you out of things other than your money
But yeah. I can definitely imagine salesperson practically talking you out of your clothes and telling you what they want you to do and also talking you through it
Also might be a bit of a service top too. She likes being your top rate holder of ācustomer satisfactionā
She uses business and sales buzz words when sheās flirting with you and in her dirty talk, which is fun because she makes āprivate meetingsā and āadded bonusesā sound so sexy but but at the same time sometimes she just says it to you in front of others because she knows damn well that only you are going to know what sheās actually saying while everyone else thinks sheās trying to sell some bullshit scheme. And she knows what sheās doing too. Sheās gives you that shit eating grin and looks you right in the eyes as she walks away, meanwhile youāre red in the face
Meanieā¦ you already know
Sheās a bit rough and can get really rough if she wants to be and she knows that you want her to be
Salesperson will guide you through it and actually be quite gentle. But Meanie knows what youāre here for when you do it with her
Insults you and degrades you. Calls you all the names in the book and a whole mix and hybrid of them
I hope you like getting manhandledā¦ because youāre getting manhandled
You hear āI bet youād like thatā and āShut up! You know you like itā
I also hope youāre okay with coming out with some scratches and mild bruisesā¦ because coming out with some scratches and bruises
Honestly, any type of degrading/controlling stuff you want like impact, hair pulling, slapping, scratching, grabbing, etc you want. Sheās got it. Shes got some anger to let out and this is great to let it all out
Whether itās Salesperson or Meanie, youāre screaming either way
