Reality Is Often Disappointing

Fuck It I’ll Do It Myself!

Hi there, my name is Baja Blast or just Baja. There isn’t a lot of content for my fixations and when there is it’s porn so I might as well make it myself.

As stated in my bio I can’t promise I’ll be doing requests since I don’t think I’ll have the knowledge or attention span for it, but that doesn’t mean I won’t try to if you do send them in.

Notice:

Topics can range from soft and common things like fluff to extremely dark and heavy topics such as trauma or thoughts of suicide. I don’t write them often but I also don’t shy away from topics like these. There will be a warning at the beginning if it’s about a heavy topic, you’ll have ONE and ONE WARNING only where you can clearly see it.

Info About Me:

- I made this blog to post thoughts and headcannons about my fixations

- She/Her

- 20s

- Asexual biromantic

- I have genuinely crippling anxiety which it makes it really difficult for me to post anything for a consistent period of time, so a consistent posting schedule is out the window

- I’m in college so I’m gonna disappear extra harder for an undetermined amount of time as well

- You can talk to me all you want via asks, I genuinely don’t mind <3

- I don’t mind writing smut but it’s extremely rare for me to do so since there’s already enough of it already.

Current Fixation: ENA: Dream BBQ

I see it as a 50/50 tbh

I can see them getting along, but I can also see them hating each other. They’re like cats, they can either get along fine or absolutely despise each other for no good reason.

(I think it might be because of how her arms and legs are geometric and smooth and her torso and head being geometric)

I feel like her meanie side feels like marble or some kind of smooth rock like amethyst and her salesperson side feels something akin to silicone.

Froggy

Coral glasses

and that penguin guy

Care about Ena

Not much I’m ngl 😭💀

She’s got a masculine and feminine side so she’s both malewife and girlboss.

I feel married life with Ena would be more or less the same as if you guys were still dating, just more intimate, I think. Not in a sexual way (unless you want to👀) but she’ll fixate on you more than before to make sure you’re happy. I like to think Meanie would be more active as well, since it’s the more honest side of Ena, but Salesperson would still be the primary one you still interact with and one who’d be the one doting on you.

You’d have to make a compromise on who does what in the relationship, because she’ll want to do everything for you. Whether it be cooking and cleaning or being the breadwinner.

Omg in glad that my work inspired you to draw her!! ^^

I honestly see her as the kind to just take what she’s given. She’s not liked by entities so being shown any kind of love is an unexpected surprise.

It’s so difficult to really narrow it down to just one form of love language tbh. I can see Ena enjoying you giving her a gift— handmade or something you bought on her behalf when a vender refused to sell her anything. I can see her enjoying hearing your praise or appreciation for her work. I can absolutely see her enjoying you hugging and touch her.

If you really like her💀

I have a question! Do you think ENA knows the concept of sleep? If not how would you think she would react to the reader needing to sleep??

Hope you have a good day/night!

I’m sure she knows what sleep is, but I don’t think she really understands the concept. I like to believe she’s tried to sleep by imitating what she’s seen other entities do, she doesn’t get tired or lose energy so for a long time she believed sleep was just closing your eyes and not responding to your surroundings unless someone or something touches you.

So she was very surprised to know that sleep was not only a way of resting your body, but that you’re actually unconscious— it really added a lot of context as to why you and entities feel the need to do it and why it’s important, especially for you to sleep. It also mildly concerned her because it means you’re extremely vulnerable, so she lingers around your vicinity during the time you’re asleep in case someone plans to take you away from her attack you while you’re resting. You’ve been woken up by Ena a few times by mistake because she was checking your pulse and making sure you didn’t actually die (seeing you sleep scares her a little ☹️), or because your body felt her stare and woke up. Humans are fascinating to her.

I like to think she’d function exactly like a printer having issues if she’s flustered— paper jam or just start printing random bullshit, wasting paper and ink😭

I like to think I’d get along with BBQ Ena, she’s seems pretty chatty and I like to listen to people talk. I also like enabling people into doing harmless, silly and whimsical things for the sake of entertainment, and she’s probably appreciate being encouraged to do a good job idk.

According to Reddit (a very reliable source ik) she’s like 8’7 so she’s gonna be hunched over for a majority of the time she’s in your house, not like it’d be an issue for her since her body isn’t completely connected. Still, it’s Ena. She’s gonna be touching and grabbing shit around your house and you’d probably have to explain the purpose of them for the most part. Your bathroom isn’t that interesting to her— it’s not the bathroom she’s looking for. But she likes your soaps!

You’re not exempt from this either, she’s definitely gonna poke and prod at you out of curiosity too. She’ll just ask for permission out of courtesy, she’s doing it even if you say no— just more carefully, like she’s trying to steal something from you. If you agree, then you don’t have to go to your yearly physical with your doctor. (Ena being fascinated with humans will always be my bread and butter, I love it)

If you have a pet, she gravitates towards them— especially if it’s a dog and they’re friendly. Ena definitely talks to them and if they sigh she interprets it as them sassing or talking back to her. Meanie is mildly offended— why did the dog sigh at her like that! Does it think it’s too good to listen to her business advice? Does your dog not understand proper business etiquette? Where are their credentials for such behavior!? She never screams or shouts at your dog, though— it’s a dog after all. Salesperson interprets the sigh as the dog losing interest in her business offer, so she’s clearly gotta change her sale pitch strategy for such a high-end client. They clearly can’t be lowballed and drive a hard bargain! She definitely takes notes on their bargaining strategies. (Keep an eye on her or else your dog will start to mysteriously put on weight)

Electronics will definitely catch her attention as well, especially if they have a screen (tv, phones, computers, etc.) that can project different forms of media. To her they’re portals (very useful spies even) that showcase different worlds and glimpses into different opportunities and inspiration for new business ventures, to you it’s just a form of entertainment with ads in between if you don’t have an ad blocker.

I’m sure she can, especially if she takes looking after you as a job opportunity. She’ll put in everything she has to make sure your recovery is quick and comfortable! (I’m gonna ramble here, so idk if what I say will make sense😭)

Though how she’d help you recover is a challenge in itself since medications don’t seem like something possible, let alone accessible. So she’d either try to feed you weird substances, or try to seek out the shaman that used to live in Seal House in the hopes that he could make something to help you— ideally cure you of your aliment completely, she’s got work to do. Her main concern is definitely what substances could potentially kill you, the last thing Ena wants is to potentially worsen your health or just flat out kill you.

She’d make sure to do extensive research on humans and realized just how fragile you really are, especially if you’re sick. But you’re also simultaneously durable? She kinda sees you and your immune system as separate entities when she learns that your body will quickly react to any outside bacteria and viruses, and get rid of it by any means necessary. Which can manifest itself in different ways, but it still scares her because it’s not like you’re vomiting or having a fever because you want to.

She tries to fan you with her giant fan to cool you down, you getting sick really worries her since she doesn’t know how to “fix” you. So to her it feels like a massive failure that she let this happen, even if you reassure Ena that she didn’t do anything wrong, she doesn’t want to hear it. It’s her job to keep you safe, she promised you— a valued customer that she was more than capable of providing you an outstanding service, and she failed to meet your requirements.

You have to lock in for a second and try to add some corporate spin to it— telling her that the investors added a new policy that requires employees to be trained in for future endeavors. Which she seemed to take well and wasn’t distraught by her failure to keep you safe if it was simply just a training exercise.