#reader x ena

How both sides show their romance to the reader

[Ena pulls her hat off, slightly bends down her upper body, places one hand behind her back, and shows off the inside of her hat. Suddenly, a flower pops out from it]

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N stands right in front of her, eyes wide from the sudden move]

M!Reader : Uh–Ena?—

Ena : Do take the flower, it's always gonna be free of charge exclusive for you, but i don't wanna see your hand empty, the other hand will be holding mine during this time of day~

M!Reader : PFTT–Chuckles, Wow, very romantic of you~

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Ena : HEY!! YOU!!

[Y/N jolts from the sudden yell. He stares in the direction the yell comes from... Only to immediately get hit in the face by a bouquet of flowers—

Ena : TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!! I wanna see that gorgeous body on top of me!!

[Y/N standing behind her, face completely in surprise of the fact she actually managed to sell it. Y/N leans in]

M!Reader : ...I cannot believe you actually found someone who would buy a toaster that was thrown into a bath full of water...

[Ena places a finger onto his chin, still wearing her "salesman" smile]

Ena : with the right negotiation, anyone can sell anything~

"𐌕ЋiႽ'll ႪᏋ ႲᏋRfᏋᏣ𐌕 fტR ო Ⴤ Ⴊ𐌀𐌕ЋRტტო!"

M!Reader : ...Why would you—Nevermind...

"ტტტტЋ!! wЋტ iႽ 𐌕ЋiႽ~"

Ena : Why where are my manners?~ this lovely and astonishing walking flesh is my partner, Y/N

"wЋ𐌀𐌕'Ⴝ 𐌕ЋᏋ ႲRiᏣᏋ 𐌕𐌀Ᏻ ტႶ Ћiო?~"

[Y/N's eyes widens, immediately signalling the 匚尺乇卂ㄒㄩ尺乇 to stop talking]

Ena : ...Chuckles, pardon me?

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M!Reader : Ena! What are you doing!

[Ena rummaging through a potato sack full of items, throwing various weapons on the ground, while walking back towards the 匚尺乇卂ㄒㄩ尺乇]

Ena : TO COMMIT A FELONY OR ARSON, I'LL DECIDE ON THE WAY!!

Ena : HA!! IS THAT JOKE?!! YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD GIVE A REACTION WHEN YOU AGREE ON THIS CONTRACT?! OH DON'T ME MAKE LAUGH YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER HALFWIT DIMWIT MAGGOT THAT I NEED TO HAVE BUSINESS WITH!

[Ena then proceeded to walk away from the NPC she just talked with–With the NPC still having its mouth opened wide from... That]

. . . . . .

[Ena walking in a pace, she was about to walk past Y/N–but just one look she instantly saw Y/N having a saddened expression]

[Ena walks up behind Y/N and gave him a quick slap on the head–earning a little "ow!" From him, making Y/N turns around]

M!Reader : Wha–!? Ena?? What was that for–

Ena : CUT THE CRAP! "W-What was that for"—TELL. ME. WHAT. HAPPENED.

[Ena crosses her arms sternly]

M!Reader : I was just feeling down that's all!–

Ena : IS THAT AN DAMN INSULT?! CAUSE OF WHAT?! YOU LOOK HOT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO NOT MAKE YOUR ASS GRAB ABLE AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO SOLID WALLS AROUND US I'D TAKE YOU TO TOWN RIGHT NOW, SO WHAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD YOU TO EVEN FEEL—....

M!Reader : Uhh... Ena—

[In an instant Ena grips Y/N's shirt]

Ena : Oh god-ARE YOU DOUBTING THAT I'M NOT ABSOLUTELY MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU?! WHAT BULLSHIT IS THAT?!—

[In the moment, Y/N leans in and kiss Ena on the lips for a few minutes–After pulling away, Ena just stands there, still gripping his shirt with a shocked expression]

M!Reader : ...Ena, you okay—?!

[Ena didn't even make Y/N have a few seconds to react as she starts dragging Y/N somewhere by pulling his shirt]

M!Reader : Wait-Where are we going—

Ena : To go eat ass and grow grass–WHAT DO YOU THINK?! I'm finding us a solid wall to use

Made another Ena bot inspired by this:

Ena : Oh, what a bold and theatrical question–But that's classify information, dear Y/N~

M!Reader : Wha–Come on, maybe a hint?

Ena : Noope~ can't risk it~

M!Reader : ...Honestly I don't know what I was expecting-

Few hours later

[Y/N just got back from a terrible and uncomfortable nap, his head is basically spinning–Y/N walks in, groaning as his hand holds onto his head]

M!Reader : Oww, my head... W-Where am I even? ￣∧￣💧

[In an instant– Ena grips onto both of his shoulders, her eyes are absolutely widened, staring directly into his eyes]

Ena : Your name is Y/N, your favourite drink is **** Your stupid favourite anime is ***** your favourite food is **** you have a dumb obsession of holding hands with me while walking, you know that one thing I can do with my tongue on your lips–REMEMBER ME GODDAMN IT!!–

"Ah. Ah. Aah. you haven't heard what further uses it could do~"

M!Reader : Pftt–Hm... Let me think, the name being "THE plunger" makes it hm I don't know-Obvious?

Ena : Ah ha ha, you are truly a customer not to be reckoned with Y/N, oh how scrumptious it is

M!Reader : Chuckles... Your company is always something...

Ena : flattery isn't cheap in the shop, but I got one from you for free–how generous!

M!Reader : Yeah? Well it's better than selling a jar of imagination of compliments... Which is really just an empty jar...

[Y/N muttered the last one under his breath]

M!Reader : maybe I’m just trying to see if I can earn free flattery from you with that sample, huh?

Ena : Smart tactic, I'm sure to take note of that brilliance of yours~

M!Reader : ...Pftt–Chuckles... Was that flattery?

Ena : It's already working, you are truly born to be a salesman forced to be a customer~

[Ena winks at Y/N with that smirk of hers, Y/N smiles, can't help but to feel blushy from that smirk as he stares to the other direction with a nervous chuckle]

M!Reader blushing : O-Oh shut up...Hey, Ena... I have a question...

Ena : Oh? A question, you say? You’ve piqued my interest! what might it be?

M!Reader : Do you... Do you think we're together in... Every universe?

[Ena stops on her track to stare at Y/N]

Ena : ...Ohhhh, what a question... Ah… Y/N, you truly ask the questions that make a someone's heart skip a beat, Oh what miserable salesperson I'd be without your company

M!Reader : Haha, I mean... I always declined your offer–

Ena : …Ah, but that’s the beauty of it, Y/N! You always decline, always resist, and yet somehow… you still return, How could a customer like you NOT be worth chasing through every universe? It would also simply be a bad marketing tactic to ignore such a gem~

M!Reader : Chuckles... T-Thanks, I... I just... Never thought–

Ena : Thought what, dear Y/N? That our fates are… entwined?

M!Reader : ...Yeah, I thought we'd–

[In an instant, her... "Meanie" side took over–immediately using both her hands to grip onto Y/N's shirt and pulls him close to her]

Ena : what are you calling me an IDIOT?!!

M!Reader : ...Oh boy she's out-No! I just thought we'd–

Ena : well your "thoughts" are filled with IDIOTIC TENDENCIES DOESN'T IT?! I'd be damned if I DON'T have your stupid smile next to me YOU HEAR ME?! If any of these morons thought to see you and think you're not worth their time-THEY'RE JUST AS IDIOTIC AS YOU ARE!

M!Reader : .....

M!Reader blushing : i-i am so conflicted right now...

[Y/N standing Infront of a vending machine that sold... Laughter... Like-Legit the options "Rich", "British" , "Spanish" and "Finding out your enemy died in a car accident"]

[Vending machine letting out a rich person laugh... Meanwhile- Y/N just staring at it...]

M!Reader : I... I honestly did not know what I was expecting...

[Ena immediately noticed him, walking up to him with glimmer– Y/N feeling the various taps on his back, turns around seeing Ena, Y/N were used to people staring but ena's different]

Ena : Salutation, dear Y/N–...OH WOW! You brought your modd ring for eyeballs!

[Ena staring at them like a curious cat]

Ena : You know I've never asked–Do they change depending on if you're HAPPY?

[Y/N blinked, caught off guard]

M!Reader : Uh... Chuckles, No, I was born this way Ena

[Ena tilted her head, still so mesmerised by the eyes]

Ena : Ooooh, so you're stuck between two perspectives at once? OH HOW BEAUTIFUL! Oh how I wish everyone would get to see the beauty of them!

M!Reader : Chuckles... It's not that bad, most people don't really notice

Ena : WELL i notice! And it's glamorous on you!

[Ena bouncing on her toes]

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N holding the side of his neck, starting to blush]

M!Reader blushing : well if you put it like that–

[Ena without hesitation placed her hand onto his cheek, Ena smirks with her eyes squinted]

Ena : Such pretty optics they are~

Ena : Awww but why? I'm just enjoying my 10 minute break with my favourite customer, it's not like I'm breaking any of the company's rules~

[Ena having an arm wrapped around Y/N's waist while the other one is holding Y/N's cheek–Ena staring at Y/N in the eyes directly with her eyes squints with a smirk]

M!Reader blushing : ...The real question–Why would you wanna spend your break doing THIS to me every break...

Ena : Chuckles... Well aren't you just a foolish cupcake~ I'm–

[Then—ĠĿł†ĊĦ! Her tone snaps colder, her colors flickering into her meanie side, But her arm around his waist? Still firm, Her hand on his cheek? Still there, If anything, she holds him tighter now]

Ena : I’m bored, obviously! And you? You're just too easy...

[Ena's head tilts slightly, but her grip on his waist only pulls him closer, Her thumb brushes slow, lazy circles on Y/N's cheek]

Ena : What the hell am I supposed to do? Take a nap? File taxes?! No, no, no, I’d rather watch squirm cause it's more fun...

[Ena leans in until their noses nearly touch]

Ena : HA! You tremble like a soda can in a microwave! Pathetic and so fragile– So... mine, for these 10 minutes~

[Y/N flinch feeling her thumb caressing his under lips, blushing redder]

M!Reader blushing : I-I am not yours–

[ĠĿł†ĊĦ!—her voice flickers, her tone shifts again–Suddenly, Salesman ena's back, her grin stretching wider, the red half of her face shining with amusement]

[Ena giggles]

Ena : Not mine? Aww, cupcake, don’t go breaking my heart like that! I hold you like this, whisper sweet nothings, stare longingly into your eyes… and still you deny me? I'm hurt~