warnings: fluff, domestic michael, soft michael, tiny bit of crack humor, overprotective michael, affectionate michael, deep voice michael, not proofread
âą Michael REALLY tried to be strict sometimes but was terrible at keeping a straight face around his babies. He would walk into a room and see marker all over the walls and immediately go into âdad modeâ and cross his arms trying to look serious. But if the second one of them started to pout at him or try not to cry, he would totally crack.
 ⹠During this time, Michael would always come home exhausted from rehearsals but no matter how tired he was, he would still tuck everyone into bed himself. Sometimes he'd still have eyeliner smudged under his eyes, voice rough from singing all day, but he'd still sit there rubbing backs until everybody was asleep. One night he accidentally fell into his deep voice
âGo to sleep, little one.â
ââŠDaddy?â
âMhm?â
âWhere did that voice come from??â
Michael stopped moving immediately.
Another voice:
âDo it again.â
He instantly switched back to the softer voice.
âWhat voice?â
 âYou sounded scaryâ
Michael started laughing into his hand.
âThatâs just daddyâs normal voice, baby.â
âYou have TWO voices??â
âą His babies were absolutely obsessed with his curls. Always pulling on them, wrapping them around tiny fingers, laying on his chest while playing with them absentmindedly. Michael pretended to complain about it dramatically, but secretly he loved every second of it. He liked the feeling of being close to them so half the time heâd just sit there and let them mess his hair up completely
âą Music played constantly in that house. Michael hated silence. Old Motown records, rehearsal tracks, funk music, soul music, demos he was working on there was ALWAYS something playing somewhere. And the second he realized one of the babies could catch rhythm, he acted like it was the greatest moment of his life. The baby started kicking to the beat while Michael held them against his chest.
Michael gasped.
âDid you SEE that??â
You looked over from the couch.
âSee what?â
âHeâs dancing!â
âOh my God.â
âThatâs my baby right there.â
You started laughing.
âMichael, heâs literally six months old.â
âNo you didnt see, he caught the rhythm.â
âą Michael spoiled his babies terribly and you had to stop him sometimes. Toys, stuffed animals, candy, little outfits, random animals for Neverland. If they looked at something for more than five seconds, Michael already wanted to buy it.
âą Because of how he grew up, Michael was incredibly emotionally gentle as a father. He never wanted his children to feel scared of him. If they cried, he didnât yell or tell them to âtoughen up.â Heâd immediately kneel down to their level, wipe their tears, and actually talk to them.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âTalk to daddy.â
And he listened.
âą Michael turned EVERYTHING into a song. Brushing teeth? Song. Cleaning up toys? Song. Bedtime? Song. Heâd make up ridiculous little songs about absolutely nothing and get everybody in the house singing along with him.
âą Everybody climbed all over him constantly and Michael secretly loved it. Sitting in his lap while he worked on music, falling asleep on him during studio sessions.Â
âą Michael absolutely talked about wanting a HUGE family like it was the most normal thing in the world, and every single time he brought it up, you looked at him like heâd completely lost his mind.
One night he was sitting on the couch with a baby asleep on his chest while another played with his hair.
âYâknowâŠâ
âI think I want more.â
You looked up.
âMore what?â
Michael smiled.
âBabies.â
You stared at him.
ââŠMichael.â
He started counting on his fingers.
âOkay so maybeâŠâ
âEighteen?â
You blinked very slowly.
âEIGHTEEN??â
Michael looked confused by your reaction.
âWhat?â
âThatâs not THAT many.â
âMichael Joseph Jackson, that is an entire classroom.â
âBut imagine Christmas though.â
âNo, absolutely not.â
Michael started laughing.
âCâmon, we make cute babies though.â
âą If one of them fell asleep somewhere, Michael refuses to wake them. Didnât matter how tired he was or how awkward the position was, he carried them himself every single time.
And whenever somebody offered to help:
âNo, I got them.â
âą More than anything, Michael just wanted his children to have the kind of magical childhood he never fully got to experience himself. Treehouses. Animals. Movie nights. Staying up too late eating sweets. Running barefoot through Neverland. Bedtime stories. Falling asleep safely in their fatherâs arms while soft music played through the house.
thinking about Michael as a dad actually makes me emotional every single time I write him like this (I wish he had gotten more time with his kids, now I'm sad again)
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Requested: Could you write a headcanon about Robin Buckley dating Dustinâs older sister?
A/N: I love robin so much!!! Please send me requests for her. Not proofread
-You had basically forced yourself into the large friendship group Dustin had. He hadnât been answering phone calls to the house he was supposed to be at or the shouts of his name down the radio he gave you
-Being the protective sister you are you immediately raced out the house in your car looking for him every where. The predicament you then found yourself in was unimaginable merely minutes ago. Face to face with a monster you now knew was from âthe upside downâ
-Dustin had originally pushed against you being involved, wanting to protect you but the rest of the group disagreed, now that you knew about it you could be of help
-Thatâs how you met Robin. Sweet, clumsy Robin who you very quickly became close with
-Both of you had convinced yourselves the other is definitely not into girls (or not into you specifically), so you sit in a purgatory of yearning and denial
-Steve notices robins attraction to you straight away and definitely used it to his full advantage to tease Robin. As soon as your eyes look away from the two of them heâs immediately gesturing something that makes her nervously flap about and motion for him to shut up, yet you never notice a thing, or so she thinks
-Robin gets tongue tied around you. The same girl who can ramble at 200 mph about band practice suddenly forgets how to speak when you compliment her jacket
-Steve tries to play matchmaker but does so with all the subtlety of a brick through a window, which ultimately leads to Dustin catching wind of something going on between the two of you, heâs yet to figure out what though
-When you laugh, Robin looks at you with that soft, moon eyed expression she swears no one notices. Steve very obviously noticed and Dustin keeps mental notes of all these observations he makes
-Dustin becomes suspicious when Robin starts checking on your safety as much as he does.
âWhy does she look at you like that?â he once mutters. You nervously change the subject very quickly
-During one of the Upside Down missions, you get scraped up. Robin nearly short circuits trying to patch you up, her hands shaking as she insists sheâs âtotally fine, totally chill, not worried at all, nope.â (Leads you to confessing feelings to each other and agreeing to keep your new relationship on the down low before you tell your brother)
-Dustin originally thinks you and Robin are just bonding because youâre close in age, you both âbabysitâ him and you both speak fluent sarcasm. He noticed little stolen glances but writes it off as something about girls. The realisation of whatâs actually happening all hits him at once though
-He walks into Family Video early one day and sees you and Robin standing way too close and before anyone takes notice of his presence Robin leans in brushing a stray hair from your face and he catches your smile like she had hung the moon. Steve is the first to notice him and quickly runs to slap his hand over Dustinâs mouth before he can ruin a cute moment between you two. You two definitely owed him, especially when he feels Dustinâs tongue lick his hand. He rips his hand away in disgust letting Dustin move closer and make you two aware of him. Dustin stops dead before the counters and says ââŠWhat. The hell. Is THIS?â Robin nearly trips over a display. You flail. All while Steve cackles in the background.
-Is very supportive of the relationship as long as she makes you happy
-Hates when you two show pda infront of him and will make gagging noises till you two get the point and move
-Whether he does it on purpose or not he manages to interrupt moments between the both of you. You and Robin will be sitting together, knees touching, whispering about something, and Dustin slams down between you like âSo⊠how are things going here? Hm?â âWanna watch a movie I got today?â Not taking the very obvious hints his presence isnât welcome at the moment. You threaten to ground him. Robin nearly passes out from embarrassment
-You have to be the responsible one of the pair otherwise Robin would let not only Dustin but all of the kids wreak havoc all over town
-Dustinâs just a little shit when it comes to your relationship, he loves to wind you up and heâs found a new way he can do so which gives him a bigger reaction than anything else heâs ever tried
Need to sit on his face immediately!
Surprising Dazai with 'just cause' flowers
My work: enjoy
Bye now - Mars âĄ
You saw him from a mile away, sitting on the park bench just existing in his most beautiful form
Fluffy hair ruffled from the wind and legs crossed as he watched silently. Watched people walking by, the setting sun casting a beautiful orange glow on the trees, a dog pooping in the corner, his public enemy.
It was simply picture perfect.
You both agreed to meet up after work, Dazai insisting to pick you up but with a lot of persuasion you finally got him to meet you here
Mostly because you wanted to surprise him and you needed time to pick up said surpriseÂ
Osamu could guess something was up and whilst every cell in his body was dying to find out, he decided to exercise some self control and trust you.
You were always up to the most random side quests as you called them.Â
He saw you from his peripheral, tilting his head towards you and waving like an overexcited kid.
What a dork!
"You're so sly" he said sarcastically, watching you approach with your hands behind your back, clearly hiding something behind your back
"If that's a stray, we are not keeping it" he said, lips betraying him as he smiled wider as you got closer
"It's not, and if it were, we would so be keeping it"
"So not!"
So will!"
"Maybe if you gave me a hundred kisses"
"I'd do that anyway." You leaned in and pecked the tip of his nose, "Close your eyes, I have a surprise"
Osamu smiled, closing his eyes and doing little to hide the fact that he was peaking
"No peaking"Â
"Kiss me and I won't"
Rolling your eyes, you leaned in and kissed him softly, pulling away before he got handsy because you knew him and he would get handsy quick
"Ready?"Â
"Mm"Â
You held up the bouquet of flowers in front of him, "You may look now, my love"
Osamu opened his eyes, smiling whilst his brows slowly furrowed with confusion, "...flowers?"
KO
"Yes, astute observation" you tease softly
"Did I forget something?" the frown on his face deepens
"No, these are for you"
"For me?"
"Yes"
He paused, lips pulling into a straight line and eyes inspecting the bouquet in your hands, "Why?"
"Why not?"
"But why?" he presses
"I wanted to because I love you and all that jazz"
"You got me flowers" he stated, leaning down to smell them, his actions still hesitantÂ
"Take them"Â
"I-?" He took the bouquet from you, fingers gently running over the petals, "I still don't understand the reason for this"
"Just cause? Just wanted to? Can't I be spontaneous?"
"I love when you're spontaneous, Bella. I just didn't expect this"
"Well, I love you so sue me"
He smiles softly, "I love you too"
-
Later that night when you both have gone home and were getting ready for bed, you found Osamu sitting by the dining table, staring at the flowers, fingers gliding over the soft petals as he trimmed the stem and put them in the vase, "I still can't believe you got me flowers just cause"Â
Hey! Hereâs a headcanon thingie for a trade up! I hope you enjoy @apostl35 !
âšN With a Really Dense Reader!âš
* He is a sweet man. He loves Pokemon, nature, and now you. Something about you really draws him in. Maybe itâs the fact you donât mind his strange traits or maybe even consider his ideals with an open heart and mind. And that makes him feel absolutely smitten by you. He usually is an expert on pokemon but relationships and social cues with other humans were much more difficult to understand. But he still decides to try, seeing you were worth trying for.
* However- he quickly sees the new problem that arises. How? Well he tries a shy yet subtle way of trying to court you. Taking you out on moonlit picnics or giving you meaningful gifts. Being genuine since itâs how he truly feels about you. Only to overhear you saying âYeah N is so cool! Heâs the best friend I could ever ask for!â
* Got that man questioning what the hell did he do wrong. He was SURE his stories about romance gave very point blank romance advice. Roses, beautiful areas to dine at, genuine complimentsâŠok yeah he shouldnât rely on fiction either but heâs trying. So what is he doing wrong?
* He even goes to his pokemon team, getting their opinions too. And his team are pretty observant bunches. And they all sigh and had to break it down to him in their language: You meant well. But didnât really know if his gestures were romantic or just genuinely nice sinceâŠwell to be fair on your part, N is ALWAYS nice. Which makes N surprised. Could that really be the reason you didnât understand or seem to notice? Did you think he wasâŠjust being nice? Courting people is harder than he expected.
* So what do they devise? Bolder attempts! And N isnât really sure how to but he practically becomes a literal malewife: Cooking for you, supporting you in your hobbies or battles, helping you with chores or your Pokemon. And STILL you struggled to get why he was suddenly so dedicated. Like you can see heâs acting differently but you didnât know why. And this guy is now worried heâs made you uncomfortable by being too âpersistentâ.
* You can practically hear his Pokemon facepalm their own faces. SoâŠHis Zoroark straight up shoved (gently) N right at you. You both collided and thankfully he caught you before you could fall to the ground. And for once, you look up at him, blushing at the proximity and well being held by someone as pretty as N. And for the first time in awhile, he had the brightest smile seeing you blush like that. The reality finally hit you like a brick- that man was holding you like you were the world to him.
* After a proper discussion and a thousand apologies on your end, he simply smiles and asks properly to date you.
* And of course, how could you say no to him now?
Mini story time:
N couldnât help but chuckle softly seeing you rushed and flustered, apologizing when you FINALLY saw through his intentions. He wasnât mad or upset, never at you. He felt frustrated at first but now, he feels like heâs won the lottery. He listens to your every word, letting you finish before gently taking your hand into his. Holding onto it like he was afraid of dropping something so precious.
âIâŠwould like to apologize too, (Y/n). I havenât been completely open with you myself. IâŠwas afraid of making you uncomfortable with my advances. I must admitâŠrelationships are much more complex than friendships with pokemon,â He chuckles though, feeling a bit embarrassed from his own ignorance but much more relaxed feeling your hand in his, âSoâŠIâll stop avoiding the true feelings I have for you. (Y/n)âŠI wish to date you. Romantically. I understand if you might not want that with me but I can ensure my feelings are true and IâŠwould be very happy if you felt the same as well.â
You looked at him, finally seeing him like it was the first time ever. And he was pouring his heart out to you. You didnât think he truly saw you as more than a friend. And this revelation was probably the best thing youâve heard all day. He gets nervous when you take a hot minute to process everything before giving him a smile that made his heart racing.
âUmâŠyes??? Of course Iâd date you! I know you said itâs ok but shit I am SO sorry for not noticing sooner! Sweet arceus everything makes SO much more sense nowâŠand you did it all for meâŠâ You canât help but laugh, âI promise to repay it back ok? Hugs, kisses, whatever you want! AndâŠmaybe we should be more upfront about this stuff.â
He laughs before pulling you into a big hug, âI think I can agree to those termsâŠif it means having you in my life. As my lover. Or umâŠgirlfriend. Iâll have to get used to the term.â
You both canât help but laugh at the heartwarming moment
âŠ..this will be a very funny story years later when you guys get married-
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here's some cute and fluffy headcannons for our favourite doofus!! like with the smutty headcannons, (y/n) is only referred to as Sweet Girl because she's from my henry danger insert series.
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rating - F - fluff, friends-to-lovers, pining, spoilers, marriage, adult themes/language, slight references to mature themes, marriage, children, domesticity, small angsty moments, references to insecurities and therapy, emotional issues, jealousy, ray is in love and he wants to be the best version of himself for his wife
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Rayâs love language is physical touch. He constantly needs a hand on his Sweet Girl, whether that be on her hip, arm, shoulders, palming her ass. Heâs not afraid to show PDA (fearless, Henry will testify).
Heâs not so confident with words, thinking theyâre dumb and dorkyâall clumsy on his tongue. Yet, heâs been known to say the right thing on occasion, melting Sweet Girl by professing his undying love and endless fidelity.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Well. We know how this went.Â
Ray and Sweet Girl met when Captain Man responded to a hostage situation in a Swellview cafe. Only, when he turned up, all cocky and confident, who did he find? A super-sarcastic, super-smart, super-hot, recently graduated college student beating the shit out of some lowlife. It was love at first sight (after a few choice words), but it would be a long time before they confessed.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Cuddling king! Ray loves to snuggle (it often leads to more *wink wink*).Â
He just loves being around his wife. Running his hands up and down her curves, fingers petting her hair. Doesnât care if itâs in bed or on the couch, watching a movie or in silence. Just being with her is enough.
Bonus points if he gets to fall asleep with her lying on his chest.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Captain Man never wanted to settle downâŠuntil he met his future wife. The moment they locked eyes, he foresaw his perfect future - matching rings, a house, a dog, a pretty garden full of flowers, kids. God, he wants an army of kids.Â
It takes a while, but he wifes Sweet Girl up, and itâs bliss. Turns out Captain Man did want to settle down. He just hadnât found his soulmate yet.
Domestically, Ray doesnât step up to the plate as much until the army of children comes along. The second his wife is a Hot Momâą, he vows to be the father his dad never was (I could write a novel on his daddy issues).
He learns how to cook more than his Captain Mancakes because whatâs more manly than providing food for his growing family? His Sweet Girl needs to rest and relax, so heâs cooking, cleaning, folding laundry, assembling flatpack furnitureâyou name it, heâs doing it, and all whilst holding his baby.
Sweet Girl is still very much in charge, but sheâs trained her Doofus well. Heâs not a bad guy, really :)Â
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Nope. Not happening. Over Rayâs dead body. And even then, heâd fight the universe until it fixes its mistake. He and Sweet Girl are endgame. Soulmates belong together.Â
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
If Ray could go back in time, heâd kick his old self in the nuts for not proposing to his best friend sooner. He was in love with her for so long, and he regrets how he never said anything.
Neither of them doubt they wouldâve gotten married a lot sooner if theyâd just bitten the bullet and confessed. But no matter. It happened eventually.Â
As previously mentioned, Ray is serious about this relationship - more so than the thousands of others heâd had. Sweet Girl is more than a fling or quick fuck, not just some woman heâll ghost after two weeks.Â
Sheâs going to be his wife, even if it takes him another decade to propose.
It doesnât. He bought the ring after six months of dating. Chickened out a few times before getting down on one knee. She said yes. They tied the knot. Happily ever after.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Emotionally, Ray isnât gentle. Heâs loud and brash and leaky. A man-child with a lot of emotional issues. But he means well (and heâs getting better at processing how heâs feeling.)Â
His love is very tender and genuine - it just comes out in big bursts with the urge to smother his Sweet Girl in affection. So, physically, heâs very passionate yet gentle. Heâd never go too far and hurt his wife or make her feel uncomfortable. He treats her like the most precious thing in the world.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Big hugger. Loves an embrace. Comes up behind his Sweet Girl and glomps all over her as sheâs doing dishes or cooking. Smooches up and down her neck until she squeals that itâs too ticklish.Â
Ray doesnât need a reason to hug his wife. Whenever the fancy takes him, he gently pulls her into his arms and lets his immense warmth lull her into a blissful state. Heâs so huge and muscly in those tight shirts, she can feel every inch of his body, and his cologne smells mouth-wateringly good.Â
Hugs with Ray just feel safe. Nothing can go wrong when heâs a cocoon all around her.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Technically, Ray didnât mean to say I love you. Henry and Charlotte conned him during Project Lobster.Â
Heâs so glad he did, though. Otherwise, heâd have never heard his Sweet Girl say it back. Before that, it had only ever been âI love youâlike a friend!!!â and that broke their hearts. Now, they say it all the time.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when theyâre jealous?)
Rayâs a 24-carat Doofus. Heâs the jealous type, and, despite him logically knowing Sweet Girl would never leave him, itâs still his worst nightmare.
He gets all grumpy and overprotective whenever some asshole flirts with her - feels the need to mark his territory and show them whoâs boss. Cue some public making out whilst flexing his muscles, glaring at the offender to ward them off. This Sweet Girl is spoken for. Find your own.
Itâs okay. Sweet Girl reassures him with a quick kiss and her beaming smile before dragging off to a quiet spot for some lovinâ. Thereâs only enough room for one Doofus in her heart, and thatâs him.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Soft. Slow. Tender. Fast. Sloppy. Lots of tongue. Rayâs (many) kisses have their own spectrum, and it depends on his mood and the situation. Although, as Schwoz and all the kids will testify, he has no shame.Â
Theyâre all so used to seeing their boss locking lips with their friend that they no longer flinch (just gag a little).
Ray doesnât mind where his wife kisses him, but his neck is a sensitive spot. Makes him shiver and whimper. Even better if she pulls his earlobe into her mouth and sucks.
Ray loves his Sweet Girlâs lips. Theyâre soft, plump, and buttery, and she usually wears a flavoured chapstick. He always knew sheâd taste sweetâthatâs partially how she got her pet name.Â
The first time he kissed her was under the mistletoe on Christmas Eve, and he discovered she tasted like honey. Now, his chest is her beehive, and heâs more than happy to drink down the syrupy, sticky goodness. Itâs addictive. Itâs delicious.Â
And, of course, once sheâs delirious from his kisses, he ventures south. Her lips arenât the only place that tastes like honey.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Ray lives in a stinking daycare - a direct quote. Ever since Henry (yay!) showed up, kids just seem to flock to his home. Charlotte (meh), Jasper (ugh), Piper (yikes). Then, there was Danger Force (pain), and the cycle started again.
Heâs so used to having a loud household now that he canât imagine life being any different. And, to say he often seems so irritated by the crowd, heâd lay down his life for all of them. Even Jasper. He loves him deep down.
When his time as an actual father comes, Ray soon learns two kids arenât enough. He needs four or five, maybe more. He needs energy and a stampede of little footsteps. He needs to have his hands and heart full.Â
The experience he gained years prior is invaluable, and it makes him a wonderful father. Not perfect, but certainly better than his dad ever was.Â
Sweet Girl doesnât mind. She never wanted a quiet house, either.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Either out until the wee hours on an emergency call, stumbling back into bed to crash, or dozing in tranquility.Â
Ray doesnât scrimp - his wife sleeps on a superking mattress with duck down and Egyptian cotton against her skin. Itâs heavenly, all soft and cosy, more so when she sleeps in his arms.Â
They wake slowly, usually roll around in the sheets until 11-ish before Doofus brings breakfast. If sheâs sneaky, Sweet Girl leaves first and brings a massive cup of coffee for them to share because it tastes better when itâs theirs. Â
Ray gets a bit moody. He wants to spoil her every day, but his pout is soon remedied. What man can resist when his wife spoonfeeds him her homemade waffles and strawberry sauce?
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Similar to mornings, although emergencies are more common. Their sleep schedule is fucked for many, many years. It doesnât get better when they retire because of how many babies they end up having.Â
Occasionally, if theyâre lucky, the older kids might take the call or babysit, and Ray leaps into action.Â
He seizes Date Night by the horns and whisks his wife to a restaurant for a meal and some drinks. Then, itâs back home for a bubble bath and her favourite rom-com. Usually followed by sexy times.Â
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Itâs not easy for Ray to be vulnerable, so it took some time for him and Sweet Girl to start swapping secrets. Once he learned how kind and loyal she is, he spilled everything - his shitty childhood, his loneliness, his insecurities, his fear of growing old with nothing to show for his life.
Sometimes, itâs harder for him to talk about his feelings if theyâre particularly upsetting (Henryâs depature remains a sore spot). Sheâs the only one who can coax it from himâthe only one heâll break down in front of.Â
Sweet Girl never pressures him. She knows heâll come clean when heâs ready, and Rayâs grateful for her endless compassion.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Whenever Ray canât communicate how heâs feeling, he gets shouty. Heâs a certified man-child and quick to lose his temper. A real drama queen.Â
Heâll punch and kick things, lash out at his surroundings, and to his shame, Schwoz has been on the receiving end of most of it. \
He mellows with age. Learns how to reign in his temper because he doesnât want his children to grow up in that sort of loud house. No, he wants laughter, Saturday radio, and excited chatter. Not yelling, harsh words, and smashed vases.Â
He credits his wife for steering him towards therapy. He still gets angry, but he leaves and cools down before returning to deal with whatever annoyed him.Â
Then, he gets a hug and kiss. He deserves it. Look how far heâs come.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Sure, it took him six months to properly learn her last name when they first met, but that doesnât matter. Ray was already hellbent on replacing it with his, anyway.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
The happiest day of Rayâs life changes every once in a while, and Sweet Girl is always there.
Initially, it was the first time he heard her say I love you. He thought heâd died and gone to heaven, but it was real. He thought life couldnât get any better.
Then, it did. She said yes when he asked her to marry him, and he found himself sliding the ring he bought for her onto her finger. All his fears about rejection vanished, and it became the new happiest day of his life.
Until they said I do. Sweet Girl became his wife, and Ray became her husband like fate had always planned. It wasnât the ceremony they were expecting, but it was perfect, and sheâd never look more beautiful. Heâd never been happier as they sealed their vows with a loving kiss.
Nothing could top thatâŠuntil Sweet Girl revealed she was pregnant. Ray blinked onceâŠtwice..three times before his body hit the floor. They were having a baby?! Once Bose and Miles hauled him up and slapped him into conciousness, he couldnât stop smilingâgiddily telling anyone whoâd listen that his wife was pregnant, and he couldnât be happier or more excited for the future.Â
But with age comes wisdom, and Ray now supposes the happiest day of his life has to be the first time he held his child in his arms. A tiny thing compared to his hulking frame. All warm and soft, swaddled in a blanket. Gurgling and holding onto his finger because he was their father. Half him and half Sweet Girl. Utterly reliant on him to give them the best life possible, and he swore heâd do anything to make that happen.Â
The best part was how he got to relive that moment again and again, weeping every time another baby arrived with his crystal blue eyes or his wifeâs sunshine smile.
The love in his heart grew. Happy moments never stopped with his Sweet Girl. They just kept coming.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Ray doesnât feel the need to be protected. Heâs Captain Man - indestructible and well-trained to hold his own. Instead, his instincts drive him to shelter his soulmate from the worldâs cruel realities.
Itâs a bit much, sometimes. Sweet Girl is a superhero, so she canât avoid danger indefinitely. Besides, her superpower saves her from any real harm, but Ray canât help it. Heâs strong enough and brave enough for the both of them; if anyoneâs doing anything sacrificial and stupid, itâs him.
That being said, Sweet Girl absolutely recognises that Ray, despite what he says, needs protecting. He has self-destructive tendencies, and even though heâs indestructible, he still has feelings.Â
It takes some time, but the Doofus eventually sees their emotional relationship as equal, and he loses some of his macho bullshit for her pampering. Not all of it. She finds him acting all tough hot.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Ray is nowhere near perfect, but Sweet Girl sees how hard he tries every day, and it melts her heart.Â
All his previous dates/girlfriends wanted Bucci, ferraris, and expensive restaurants, so imagine his shock when Sweet Girl wants Ray Manchester the Doofus, not Captain Man or some pretender.Â
Now, heâs not so much trying to flex his black cards but always thinking what she might like instead. A walk in the park. A burger place. A movie. It doesnât have to be much - the whole point is they spend time together.Â
Anniversaries are a bit different. Ray wonât hesitate to spoil his wife. Whether itâs a trip, gift, or physical affection, he wants to see that pretty smile.Â
Whatâs the point of having money if youâre not gonna spend it on someone you adore?
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Ray is a man. Men are gross. He needs housetraining.
He leaves the toilet seat up. He burps and farts and licks his fingers down to the last knuckle after a meal. He thinks bedsheets can be left unwashed for three months without issue. He manspreads (which can be attractive when he pats his thigh for his wife to take a seat but not when heâs nursing a beer in one hand and stuffing cheesepuffs into his mouth with another).Â
He also has his aforementioned emotional issues and constantly thinks everyone will abandon him. He gets touchy very quickly. Heâs hideously stubborn - a cause of friction between him and Sweet Girl because she is, too.Â
However, his main bad habit is his constant flirting with others.
Henryâs Mom left Sweet Girl with serious insecurities after watching him lust over her before they started dating. Several old flames come and go, and her heart hurts when his gaze trails after them. Not fondly. Just curiously.Â
Ray would never ever cheat on his wife, but heâs a natural flirt and a ladiesâ man. Old habits die hard, but he breaks them eventually.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Look up vain in a dictionary, and Rayâs face is there. He grooms himself like a poodle - constantly quaffing his hair in a mirror or flexing his muscles or whitening his perfect, pearly teeth.Â
Heâs always been scared to grow old (in case he ends up alone), so he does anything and everything to hide signs of age. Creams, powders, lotions, potions. His side of the bathroom is more cluttered than Sweet Girlâs.Â
She doesnât care. She thinks heâs handsome enough without all that crap. Itâs in Rayâs favour, really; the moment he ditches that shitty hair dye, he wonât be getting any sleep.
Heâll be one hell of a silver fox.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
As seen in the Opposite Universe, Ray falls apart without his Sweet Girl.Â
Theyâre meant to be together, so, if by some unthinkable, terrible incident theyâre separated, itâs wrong. It disturbs the natural order of things. He loses his mind as his heart yearns for something thatâs no longer there.Â
Even if Sweet Girl leaves town for a few days (a rarity), heâs a mess. He canât function because they work so well together. He canât sleep because their bed feels cold and empty. He canât work because Miss Danger isnât there to be his guiding light and the voice of reason.
Thankfully, Sweet Girl always returns pretty quickly. Smothers him with kisses to cheer him up, then he listens dreamily as she tells him about everything she got up to.
She followed a golden string to get back to him. Her heart skipped a beat whilst his pounded twice. The universe was in balance once more.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Ray treats his wife like a queen. Therefore, he showers her with riches. Specifically, diamonds.
Sweet Girl never asked for them, but the day she mothered his kids, he decided his professions of eternal love werenât good enough. He needs something more tangible - like crystallised carbon.Â
A diamond for every child she gives him. A different piece of jewellery. By the time Sweet Girl says enough is enough, sheâs dripping in finery. Earrings, rings, a necklace, a bracelet⊠All set in high-quality platinum as a matching set.Â
Ray doesnât flinch at the price or her scolding words when she says itâs silly and unecessary.Â
What she gave him made him a rich man without jewels or dollars.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldnât like, either in general or in a partner?)
For all his showboating, Ray was never comfortable when his exes fawned over his superhero-status. It made him feel like a piece of meat. Sure, the flattery was nice for a while, but it felt so superficial. They never wanted to know the real him, unless revealing his secret identity gave them another five minutes of fame.
When Sweet Girl came along, she was a breath of fresh air.
She may have met Captain Man first, but it was Ray Manchester who befriended her, and she liked him for him. They shared a sense of humour; he was loud, she was quiet; heâs an adorable idiot in tight shirts, sheâs a science nerd in sweaters and corduroys. They just work.
The only thing Ray wishes he could change about his Sweet Girl is her confidence. He wishes she saw herself through his eyes.Â
He doesnât like how she criticises or diminishes her accomplishments, and he hates how she occasionally lets people walk all over her. Sometimes, sheâs too nice for her own good, and it saddens him because he knows the world will take advantage of that.Â
He hates how he didnât intervene sooner when his first sidekick eclipsed her sunshine smile and bled her kindness dry.Â
She wasnât the same for a long time after that, and heâll spend his life making up for it.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Ray struggles to sleep without his wife beside him. Even after an argument, they have to at least be in bed together, otherwise theyâre angry and sleep-deprived the next day.Â
Their preferred position is the Sweetheartâs Cradle, where Sweet Girl gets as close as possible until her Doofus has her clasped in his arms with her leg over his hips.Â
Itâs ridiculously warm and suffocatingly close, but they like it. Itâs all about trust and intimacy - two things that define their relationship explicitly. They sleep soundly every night.
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Hi, i was wondering how the uppermoons react to the reader aka the love of their life crying herself to sleep after a huge argument, like they walk into their shared bedroom to find the reader laying on the bed with tear stained cheeks flushed face mouth slightly open, i know i know it's way too angst-y but i love being comforted when i cry and i am a cry baby so... Pretty pleaseđ„ș
wowieđ yâall seem to dig the crybaby reader headcanons so hereâs some angst my lovelies!!
†Uppermoons comforting reader after an argument.
pairing/featuring: crybaby!reader x the three uppermoons! content warning: lots of angst, douma has emotions, OOC!uppermoons, semi-nsfw, smaller reader, size difference, crybaby!reader.
â note: sorry if this comes off as cheesy! this is pure fluff headcanons for those who are sad and find comfort in our three lovely demons! so i wanted to go all outđ so the uppermoons arenât going to be THAT in character. [not proof read btw]
KOKUSHIBO <3
Kokushibo (the uppermoon one) and you got into one extremely heated and serious argument that day..
Is argument even the right word at this rate? more like a fight.
Like so bad you guys were screaming at each other the same way toxic parents who werenât ever in love would fight. đ„Č
The fight was so severe to the point where kokushibo just upped and left you alone for hours. He didnât desire to fight that night and was exhausted from your constant screaming.
However..
Returns later that night to apologize since the fight was his fault only to find you crying in yâallâs shared bedroom..
Gods.. what has he done?!
Okay now he feels even worse. this is going to be troublesome considering he already has a hard time being intimate and expressing his feelings.
After all, koku here is very avoidant. but heâs not trying to be.
You immediately stop crying once you feel his presence. How long has he been standing there?
you want to tell to go away
you want to tell him you hate him (you donât)
you want to say you love him
you want to say so many things
But nothing comes out.. you just canât speak properly due to the utter anguish youâre in over the fight..
youâve always been the biggest crybaby, a sensitive soul.
Kokushibo has always reassured you that he loved that about you. as if youâre the purest and most beautiful flower. an angel sent from the gods themselves.
Finally, you muster up the courage to speak
But right before you blurt out anything Kokushibo gathers you up on his arms and cradles you on his lap.
The gesture makes you eyes water more and you just end up sobbing into his shoulder muttering: âiâm sorryâ over and over again.
some phrases youâll hear from Kokushibo while crying are;
âiâm deeply sorry, my love. my intention was to never make you shed this many tears. Thatâs the last thing i want to do..â
âPlease, no more tears, my dearest petal. I canât stand witnessing you in such a state of misery. Iâm so sorry for leaving you alone.. itâs my fault and i shouldâve tried to communicate with you instead of leaving you alone like that.. youâre my one and only and iâll never do something this foolish ever again.â
Koku isnât the very best at communication nor is he the talking type but when it comes to you heâll go out of his way to talk to you all night long until you feel better! <3
The both of you end up cuddling all night.
He plays with your soft hair and keeps an eye on you as you rest.
Even if you fall sleep he still wonât leave. Heâs going to hold you in his protective embrace while you sleep me until you wake.
DOUMA <3
Oh my! his poor sweet lotus crying to themselves after an argument? now, this wonât stand..
Now letâs skip the part where he feels emotions for you.
Anyway-
Douma is not really an argumentative kind of guy..
i mean, sure, heâll joke around with lord-akaza but thatâs all for great fun! :D
And lets not forget the numerous times muzan has chastised him or when he had to listen to his long-rants about how worthless he and his superiors are for not being able to seek out the blue spider lily.
So, when you two break out into an argument.. he doesnât yell back. he kinda disregards your feelings and accuses you of being silly and just teases you for it.
I mean, you are being over-dramatic, right?
Honestly, heâs not used to it when you yell and break down afterwards..
Doumaâs never seen you so upset before! :(
Okay, he may know how to âcomfortâ people but we all know thatâs a façade.
Deadass doesnât know what to do. itâs different because with you he actually cares (more than you know.)
Is torn between giving you space and just forcing you into his embrace and babying you until you stop crying like how he does with his disciples.
Douma is clingy. heâs always been very clingy and touchy. this rainbow-eyed man is glued to you 24/7. đ„č
As predicted, his clingyness gets the better of him and he follows you like a lost puppy once you runaway in tears.
He didnât mean for this to happen nor to make you so upset.
Youâre crying on your futon and he stands there for a good second witnessing you in distress. heâs still feeling hesitant.
He isnât used to these emotions bubbling up into his gut right now.. and doesnât like it one bit! he needs it to vanish as fast as possible.
Douma ignores your protests while he gathers you up into his strong arms and lays you across his lap bridal-style.
Kisses your tears away and gives you love bites since he has a habit of doing that. usually it makes you giggle when he does that but this time you only recoil from his touch.
âAw, donât pull away from me!â
**cue the pouting**
Douma will legitimately comfort you this time instead of putting on that act he does with his followers.
Some phrases youâll hear from douma are:
âHush now, my darling! itâll be okay! i- i didnât mean to upset you, honest! i canât let you go.. i canât leave you alone when youâre crying like this..â
âHey, hey! shh.. itâs okay sweetie! iâm here for you! letâs wipe those tears off your pretty face, hm? oh, youâre beautiful no matter what even if youâre crying but i would much rather you smile for me! can you do that for me, dear?~â
âI love you so much, [name]! I promise i didnât mean to make you upset.. it wonât happen again! please just try to communicate with me more so we wonât fight like this again!Of course iâll do the same in return.. these emotions i felt today were something i never want to experience gain!â
Much like kokushibo. Douma isnât the best communicator either.
Sure, the man may be a yapping machine but it takes him a hot minute to realize his wrong-doings and talk it out with you!
By the way heâll probably tease you after this night so be prepared.
Probably would initiate sex to make you relax since youâre so damn tense but will understand if you decline. ïżŒ
AKAZA <3
Good lord, heâs the MOST emotional and sympathetic out of everyone.
Akaza tends to yell a lot, he suffers from anger issues and can be passive aggressive so itâs quite easy to get him riled up.
This fight in particular was worse than usual.
Like wayyyy worse.
Akaza actually hates, hates, HATES, HATES, fighting with you.
So heâs on the verge of tears himself and angry with himself for being so weak to argue with you back instead of being the bigger and stronger person in this situation.
More importantly, he made you cry, heâs most disappointed in himself for that.
Akaza isnât too clingy, on very rare occasions he is though.
Akaza has attachmemt issues but doesnât show it that often (thatâs my headcanon for him)
So broâs attachment issues are literally SPIRALING in this moment.
Calls out for you when you runaway but you donât turn back and thatâs what he knows heâs fucked up.
Will do ANYTHING to make you forgive him and to stop crying.
Wants to respect you but he knows heâll go apeshit if he leaves you alone so he takes a hot minute before running after you.
Heâll knock on your door. f you donât answer heâll just waltz right in like he owns the place.
You feel guilty for overwhelming him but youâre also still mad at him.. you canât bring yourself to apply him with the reassurance and comfort he craves in that moment even though you want to..
Akaza will get more needy if you ignore him and crawl into bed with you to spoon you from behind. His hands swiftly snake around your waist and you feel your back flush against his bare chest as he buries his face into the crook of your neck.
Heâs mumbling âiâm sorry, pretty girl..â under his shuddering breath.
He is NOT letting you go until morning.
Akaza will pepper feather-like kisses upon your neck from behind and squeeze your waist while whispering comforting words into your ear.
Heâs really not letting you go until you forgive him. đ
Phrases youâll hear from Akaza after an argument:
âCome here, honey.. iâm really sorry. believe me, i didnât mean anything i said. i was a damn idiot!â
âSweetheart, i love you so so much it hurts.. you mean the fucking world to me! i would kill for you, i would even die for you.. you bring out this special part of me in which i feel like myself.. only YOU have the power to do that. i would never leave you or let anything bad happen to you, honest!â
He embraces you and will probably end up turning you around so you can face him.
he appreciates it when you look into his eyes when heâs talking to you about something important.
Warnings/Tags:Â mainly fluff, girl older bf!Jack, domestic, sick fic, hurt/comfort, brief mentions of his late wife, female reader (she/her)
Bee's Note: My blog is now pink, and I love it!! I still have the flu, so this is incredibly self-indulgent lmao. I wouldâve written a whole oneshot, but Iâm exhausted. Hopefully, you guys will enjoy these headcanons. Iâve seen the widespread headcanon that he lost his wife to illness, specifically cancer. I included a little bit of that in this. Also, Iâm so excited for tonightâs episode of The Pitt!!
The Pitt Masterlist | Older bf!Robby sick fic
Older bf!Jack who hates seeing you so sick and miserable.
Older bf!Jack who helps you shower because youâre too exhausted.
Older bf!Jack who reads his favorite books to you to help you fall asleep.
Older bf!Jack who compulsively checks your temperature and keeps a mental note of all your symptoms.
Older bf!Jack who wonât admit it but seeing you ill reminds him of his late wife and the memories are overwhelming.
Older bf!Jack who pushes through his own trauma to care for you.
Older bf!Jack who ignores your concerns about him catching your bug because he insists that youâre more important than his own health.
Older bf!Jack who does everything he can to make you feel better.
The Pitt: @n3ssm0nique @literal-tv-menace @death-in-a-tar0t-card @stayonmars