that 70s show dream cast?
OH! OPTIONS, OPTIONS, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY,
@kadenabrams as eric forman; i think despite having no acting background, kaden is the only one in lima who can bring a convincing yet pathetic dorkiness to this role. his good looks will be the only thing that have an audience root for despite his questionable actions which, really, is the most kaden abrams thing i’ve heard.
@graysonlopezpierce as steven hyde; he can be grumpy, he’s got an edgier look and an even edgier past. grayson as hyde is sort of a no brainer for me. due to his appearence in mamma mia we know he can at least kind of act and i think he’d play well off of kaden and make for a loveable dynamic.
@julien-schuester as michael kelso; actual idiots who cheat on their girlfriends? yeah, sounds like julien schuester and michael kelso are kindred to me. not only does he fit the bill personality wise, he’s got the acting chops to make this role dynamic and fun to watch in a reboot. not to mention nice enough hair.
@joeyhqs as fez; we all know that if it wasn’t that 70s show fez would probably be out and proud! for that reason, i chose and equally as annoyng, equally as horny, and equally as gullible gay in joey! he can act well enough and it’s close to his personality. i for one, would like to see it.
@eli-stjames as donna pinciotti; can she act a lick? not that we know of, but assuming who her parents are? there’s a thespian in there somewhere! i would pay to see eli st.james with some red hair and bring the rugged sapphic energy to donna we all know she has. maybe a riskier choice, but still one that would make for good tv.
@ivystjamess as jackie burkhart; richy, bitchy, cheerleader and ivy st.james are practically synonymous! not only does she look the part, but she acts the part irl! this one was an easy and straightforward choice and if there were to be a reboot? i’d see her in this role in hearbeat.
@winniclove as laurie forman; i of course always love to see winnie in larger roles, but a cheating, slut, blonde older sister who is also a bitch? if this were a reboot she’d steal the show with her appearences and like in most everything she does she would become a fan favorite.
@tracehummelandersons as red forman; would an older actor perform just fine in this role? sure, but i don’t care about the old people in lima. therefore i would cast trace who’s asshole behviors only match that of red forman. with modern day technology they can make him look old in a jiff and it would all be worth it!
@emorypuckerman as kitty forman; i think emory could bring a fun little sweet but psycho dynamic to the role of kitty! she flips her switch faster than anyone can blink, so she had to have that natural edge to her. who better than emory puckerman who’s openly displayed her own psycho switch getting flipped?
@mason-lynn as bob pinciotti; dumb, but not in the fun way that julien is. if he could manage to read a script and act out the motions i think he would be entertaining to watch at least. stupid, questionably loveable, i don’t know who else could pull off this sheer lack of brain cells.
@alessiapuckerman as midge pinciotti; hot and confident within herself and her body, i’d love to see her in this role for a reboot! she has no acting credits under her belt so far, but midge isn’t a particularly difficult role and i’d love to see someone like alessia be the one to fill it.
@wrenschuester as leo; probably my boldest choice, but i don’t think they could keep wren on set long enough without a smoke break for her to be donna. because of this, i think it would be a fun, bold, statement on gender to assign miss seventies queen herself to this hippie role she was always meant to fill.
x JBI JR.
