#vic puckerman

RIGHT? 

@vicpuckerman gave us the grayson cheating scandal years ago, @emorypuckerman​ went on her wild spree after her boyfriend cheated on her, and as mysterious as @shanepuck​ is, she’s up next to do something psycho like mama did! tick tock girls, you can only wait so long to be publicly reckless!

FINALLY, SOMEONE ASKING THE HARDHITTING QUESTIONS

fuck: @emorypuckerman 

i bet she’s freaky. who wouldn’t wanna try and hit that?

marry: @shanepuck

i stand by what i said last time. i would marry shane puckerman in a hearbeat.

kill: @vicpuckerman

she’s just too sweet for my tastes. besides i’m really rooting for her and eli as one could see in my couple ranking.

OH GOD, AS IF THE COUPLES DON’T CHANGE EVERY WEEK! DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE OFFICIAL/UNOFFICIAL NONSENSE. OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD HERE’S WHAT I KNOW :

1. @eli-stjames & @vicpuckerman 

i must say lima’s couples are typically fleeting, but these two reconnecting after a brutal break up is particularly juciy! what isn’t there to love about this sapphic dream team spawned from both quinn fabray and rachel berry? they have just enough drama from the past to keep them interesting, but not too much so we arent rooting for them! double points go for diversity

2. @lemonsterling & @tj-beiste

despite many valiant efforts at the muckraker to break couples up, this cliched high school duo has captured our hearts! not to mention thus far they’ve seemed to been chugging steadily down a rocky road. which personally, makes the betting of when they’ll break up all the more fun!

3. @winniclove & @graysonlopezpierce 

one would think winnie-love karofsky would have a better taste in men than dropout grayson lopez-pierce, but apparently not! while confusing, grayson has an underdog quality within this relationship that our cold shriveled hearts can’t help but root for.

4. @softlcvers & @kylerxlynn 

another diversity points couple! though they may not be official, we have a hunch they will be. also being gay prom dates is is undoubtedly interesting. they seem to be sweet, but there isn’t much to report yet!

5. @ivystjamess & @leo-mccarthy 

while they’re cute, i can’t be the only one who’s thinking that they don’t really make any sense. right? i mean, opposites attract, but how opposite can you get before things get messy. hopefully their inevitable implosion proves to be entertaining! 

6. @patienceish & @mason-lynn

so these two are FINALLY together. shame that it took a baby to do it. now that they’re pretty much set to play holly and hank homemaker, the pair are significantly less interesting. best wishes to the soon to be parents. we here at muckraker certainly hope that the world doesn’t kill their youthful optimism about the future any time soon!