Jonah!Martin/Jon, with 'Martin' becoming the new Head of the Institute? >w>
Itās not a surprise to anyone when Martin Blackwood is the next Head of the Magnus Institute. Well, except to Tom, but Tom is an outlier and only heard about the murder six months after the fact and didnāt even realise they had a new boss. To anyone else, it has been obvious for a year already that the Lukas guy wasnāt really doing much of anything and Blackwood was the one actually sending the memos and signing the forms, behind his PA title. Which is fine! He was good at it. At this point, all thatās asked of a Head Director is not too much murder and if possible preventing any external attack on the Institute, either. Martin smiled benignly and said he canāt promise the latter but heāll do his best for the former. Which, you know, is better than when Lukas was in charge and he claimed the opposite.
So no oneās surprised when Martin actually gets to officially put his name on the plaque of the Head Director office door (not even Tom, who hasnāt seen it).
And it isnāt surprising, either, that the Head Archivist is more often in his office than not, and neither is the shouting. Heās always been an HR nightmare with belligerence issues towards hierarchy. Rosie says this is happening more often than it did in the time of Elias, as best as she can tell because heās never learned to book appointments, but hey, thatās only fair, he and Blackwood have always been close.
God, the horror stories about Sims as a boss, can you imagine getting to be his boss now?
Itās not surprising, either, that Blackwood is never heard shouting back. Always had the patience of a saint, Martin. Heās even learned to ease up a bit, seems like: all of Simsā shouting doesnāt seem to be able to take down Blackwoodās light-hearted smile.
And the only thing surprising about them being seen snogging in a corridor is that Martin was the one doing the pinning. Sonja refuses to pay up the fifty pounds she owes Noor, says itās got to be an exception, insists that theyāll catch Sims on top. So far the exception has happened three times to general knowledge, but sure, Sonja.
No, thereās nothing actually surprising about Martin Blackwood grabbing Sims by the scruff of his collar and kissing him long and deep against a wall. Theyāve always been close, after all, and the door of Martinās closet has been see-through for the last decade.
Itās just. A bit disturbing, is all. The betting pool had loads of options but everyone was agreed on the assumption that itād be difficult to know, when (if! Stoker used to insist) it eventually happened, because Sims is such a secretive tight-arse and Martin such a nervous wreck that they would definitely keep it on the down-low. Martin being in charge is one thing, his being this ā confident? cocky? preening?, is another.
Thatās what directorship does to you, philosophises Kala from HR. Actually, shouldnāt that be grounds for sexual harassment, notes new girl who replaced Hannah whose name no one remembers but isnāt it Ashley or something? No, because Sims hasnāt filed a complaint, pipes in Sonja, probably because heās the one in charge of this relationship, blah, blah, God, Sonja, just let it go and cough up the fifty pounds.
Martinās changed, sure. Itās not necessarily a bad thing, especially when it involves this sort of promotion. In fact, thereās a general agreement that heās looking pretty cute now that heās taken to wearing nice suits and ditched the nerdy glasses. He might be wearing coloured contacts? Itās a nice touch, makes him look sharper, very professional.
Sims is a lucky guy, really has no business looking so shattered when Rosie congratulates him on the boyfriend. God, some people are just never happy with what they get.
āThatās not,ā he tries, at which Rosie gets a pass for rolling her eyes in his face, because, three times, pal. āNever mind. Please, Rosie, tell Jā Mister Blackwood that he can shove his assignment up his arse.ā
āUhh, tell him yourself. Please donāt involve me in your private life.ā Except for Sonja, theyāve all already seen quite enough of it, thank you.
āJonathan,ā says Mister B. from his door, very gently. Rosieās eyelashes flutter, also understandably, sheās quite forgiven. Martinās changed all right. Is your voice turning into velvet also a side-effect of directorship? āJon. Please, letās not make a scene.ā
Sims inhales and looks up at him, glaring Ā (smouldering, Sonja will insist later) through his eyelashes. Martin just smiles, the sweet, slightly awkward smile but with the nerves taken out and replaced by slightly patronising charm, get a grip, Rosie.
No, what Sims does is drop the bombshell of: āIām getting him back,ā to which Mister B. replies mildly, silk whispering over steel: āAnd when youāre done being a child, Iāll be waiting,ā and who the fuck is that about?
Sounds like itās time for Ashley-or-whatever to go find a jar for the new office betting pool.