Jonah!Martin/Jon, with 'Martin' becoming the new Head of the Institute? >w>
Itâs not a surprise to anyone when Martin Blackwood is the next Head of the Magnus Institute. Well, except to Tom, but Tom is an outlier and only heard about the murder six months after the fact and didnât even realise they had a new boss. To anyone else, it has been obvious for a year already that the Lukas guy wasnât really doing much of anything and Blackwood was the one actually sending the memos and signing the forms, behind his PA title. Which is fine! He was good at it. At this point, all thatâs asked of a Head Director is not too much murder and if possible preventing any external attack on the Institute, either. Martin smiled benignly and said he canât promise the latter but heâll do his best for the former. Which, you know, is better than when Lukas was in charge and he claimed the opposite.
So no oneâs surprised when Martin actually gets to officially put his name on the plaque of the Head Director office door (not even Tom, who hasnât seen it).
And it isnât surprising, either, that the Head Archivist is more often in his office than not, and neither is the shouting. Heâs always been an HR nightmare with belligerence issues towards hierarchy. Rosie says this is happening more often than it did in the time of Elias, as best as she can tell because heâs never learned to book appointments, but hey, thatâs only fair, he and Blackwood have always been close.
God, the horror stories about Sims as a boss, can you imagine getting to be his boss now?
Itâs not surprising, either, that Blackwood is never heard shouting back. Always had the patience of a saint, Martin. Heâs even learned to ease up a bit, seems like: all of Simsâ shouting doesnât seem to be able to take down Blackwoodâs light-hearted smile.
And the only thing surprising about them being seen snogging in a corridor is that Martin was the one doing the pinning. Sonja refuses to pay up the fifty pounds she owes Noor, says itâs got to be an exception, insists that theyâll catch Sims on top. So far the exception has happened three times to general knowledge, but sure, Sonja.
No, thereâs nothing actually surprising about Martin Blackwood grabbing Sims by the scruff of his collar and kissing him long and deep against a wall. Theyâve always been close, after all, and the door of Martinâs closet has been see-through for the last decade.
Itâs just. A bit disturbing, is all. The betting pool had loads of options but everyone was agreed on the assumption that itâd be difficult to know, when (if! Stoker used to insist) it eventually happened, because Sims is such a secretive tight-arse and Martin such a nervous wreck that they would definitely keep it on the down-low. Martin being in charge is one thing, his being this â confident? cocky? preening?, is another.
Thatâs what directorship does to you, philosophises Kala from HR. Actually, shouldnât that be grounds for sexual harassment, notes new girl who replaced Hannah whose name no one remembers but isnât it Ashley or something? No, because Sims hasnât filed a complaint, pipes in Sonja, probably because heâs the one in charge of this relationship, blah, blah, God, Sonja, just let it go and cough up the fifty pounds.
Martinâs changed, sure. Itâs not necessarily a bad thing, especially when it involves this sort of promotion. In fact, thereâs a general agreement that heâs looking pretty cute now that heâs taken to wearing nice suits and ditched the nerdy glasses. He might be wearing coloured contacts? Itâs a nice touch, makes him look sharper, very professional.
Sims is a lucky guy, really has no business looking so shattered when Rosie congratulates him on the boyfriend. God, some people are just never happy with what they get.
âThatâs not,â he tries, at which Rosie gets a pass for rolling her eyes in his face, because, three times, pal. âNever mind. Please, Rosie, tell Jâ Mister Blackwood that he can shove his assignment up his arse.â
âUhh, tell him yourself. Please donât involve me in your private life.â Except for Sonja, theyâve all already seen quite enough of it, thank you.
âJonathan,â says Mister B. from his door, very gently. Rosieâs eyelashes flutter, also understandably, sheâs quite forgiven. Martinâs changed all right. Is your voice turning into velvet also a side-effect of directorship? âJon. Please, letâs not make a scene.â
Sims inhales and looks up at him, glaring  (smouldering, Sonja will insist later) through his eyelashes. Martin just smiles, the sweet, slightly awkward smile but with the nerves taken out and replaced by slightly patronising charm, get a grip, Rosie.
Sims doesnât swoon.
No, what Sims does is drop the bombshell of: âIâm getting him back,â to which Mister B. replies mildly, silk whispering over steel: âAnd when youâre done being a child, Iâll be waiting,â and who the fuck is that about?
Sounds like itâs time for Ashley-or-whatever to go find a jar for the new office betting pool.













