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"Ember Ella (Cinderella)

Fable and Novella Page (The Narrators)

Aleppo Wood (Pinocchio)

Scarlett Hood (Red Riding Hood)

Cameron Jester (The Joker Card)

Nutmeg Breadhouse (The Candy Witch)

Huxley Dumpty (Humpty Dumpty)

Ace Huntsman (The Huntsman)

Jonathan Beanstalk (Jack)

Catherine Cheshire (The Cheshire Cat)

 Mercury Hatter (The Mad Hatter)

Peter Piper (The pied Piper, no relation to the other Peter Piper)

Lena Thumbell (Thumbelina)

 Rampion O'Hair (Rapunzel)

Evelyn Queen (The Evil Queen)

Ysabeau Beauty (Beauty of beauty and the beast)

Jay Hood (Robin Hood)

Runty (The Giant)

Alicia Wonderland (Alice)

Bianca White (Snow White)

 Aurelia Lockes (Goldilocks)

 Rosetta Beauty (Sleeping Beauty)

Leveret Blanc (The White Rabbit)

Queenie Swan (Odette)

Alva Goodfairy (The Fairy Godmother)

Maelyn Thorne (The Dark Fairy)

Hopper Croakington [I] (The Frog Prince)

Chanterelle Dancer (The Twelfth Dancing Princess)

Lucy-Bo Peep (Little Bo Peep)

Coeurinne Hearts (The Queen of Hearts)

Teagan Mermaid (The Little Mermaid)

Cain Badwolf (The Big Bad Wolf)

Bonus round: My OC's parents!

Allium D'Lilas (The Lilac Fairy)

Pluto Setsorciere (A dark sorcerer, I made his story up but I need to revamp it because it makes no sense)

Giovanni Volpe (The Fox)

Olive Turm (The Tower Witch)

​​​​​​ Miriam Leaford (Maid Marian)

Gedeone Gatto (The Cat)"

...This is on the edge of sfw and nsfw.

Well if you think about it in a way, where Yuu came from aka Earth, fairytale are just fiction, aka not real. In stories, the narrators tell the story, the readers can read and hear what the narrators narrate and say. The people in Earth are the readers, we read the fairytale and hear what the story has to offer. You can take this headcanon into consideration if you like tho

(Sorry if my explanation doesn't make sense I'm actually not good at explaining things lol)

Ooooh that's a really interesting headcanon I like it! :D

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Evil Step-Librarians - I think I'm gonna call them Stephanie and Sissy. Get it? Step Sis?... Whatever.

Little Mermaid and her king - From the EAH wiki pages (since I haven't read the book yet) their names are Pearl and Phillip. Those two having actual names proves my theory.

Sea Witch - Aquamarine, means a precious gem stone, water, and of the sea.

King O' Hair - Auburn, meaning reddish-brown, plus that's Poppy and Holly's hair color.

King Beauty - Diccin, meaning dreamer. I tried looking for names similiar to wake up, rise up, and awaken, but none seem to fit.

King Swan - Derek, meaning people ruler. Not gonna lie I got the idea from the Swan Princess movie. I used to watch when I was little and it's passed on Swan Lake.

Grandma Swan - Nina, meaning little girl, I chose this name after the main character from Black Swan since Swan Lake is in the movie.

Madame Dancer - Josephine, meaning God will increase. I based the name after performer, secret agent, and activist Josephine Baker (plus it started with a J like Justine's).

Snow King and Queen - Warrin meaning cold months and Lucia meaning light (Also there's a Saint Lucia who is celebrated during the Winter time).

Hansel and Gretel - Hans meaning God is gracious and Gertrude meaning strength of a spear. Not much just fond some names close to the originals.

Momma and Papa Bear - Ursula and Bernard both meanings have bear in them.

Geppetto - Garrick, meaning oak tree grove and spear king. I wanted something wood related that also started with a G.

Grandma - Garnet, meaning a dark red gem-stone and pomegranate. I think the Hoods name themselves after shades of red or anytjing cloak related.

Narrators - Finally the Narrators of EAH aka Brooke Pages parents! This was a toughie because I didn't know if I should make their names puns, based off real people, or something book related but here we go. Teller (Male Narrator) meaning storyteller and Saga (Female Narrator) meaning story. Seeing as they named their daughter Brooke as a pun on book page, I had to do something related to storytelling.

There’s an eah version of Shakespeare?? They call him William Shakespell. BUT THE FAIRIES ARE LITERALLY DERIVED FROM THE TALE BY SHAKESPEARE 😭 BUT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SHAKESPEARE?

I know eah is like “a world” and there’s also the world of narrators and the world of readers, so I assume our irl Shakespeare is considered to be of the “reader’s world”? Well. I mean

Okay, are narrators considered to be “writers”? Like there’s that whole thing about how Raven’s mom doesn’t like the narrators because she feels like they have too much power and stuff and there’s the whole debate on “do narrators control us?” and then in A Wonderlandiful World, Maddie uses her narration powers to affect reality. So, in a sense, narrators ARE writers. Kind of?

Eah is really meta with this stuff, but even then, they…aren’t stories? Well, they are. They, the characters, know they’re descendants of tales and all that but they never ever address the fact that, in reality, real people like you and me reality, themselves, the characters, ARE written. The characters like Maddie and Raven don’t have free will.

So while eah is meta with the narrators and readers being addressed, they don’t act like they’re being written, they act like the narrators (which are kinda writers) are observing their fates. Which like, is not how it works. In reality

Anyways I’m kinda losing my train of thought here but uhh basically. I don’t get the Shakespell dealio 💀 because WHY is there an eah version of Shakespeare when SHAKESPEARE HIMSELF WROTE A STORY THAT EAH CHARACTERS ARE DERIVED FROM? 😭

On another note. I get that Headmaster Grimm and Giles are yk, a nod to Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm. But they’re not fairy tales. So…

Okay, if the people/characters of eah know they’re from written tales uhh

Wait. Okay so in the books they address the facts that the “readers” specifically are in a realm outside of Ever After. But is it ever addressed where the writers come from? Because in real life, clearly, the writers and readers (real people) live in the same world. But in eah, are the writers from a separate world? Are they from Ever After too? Because that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense since isn’t it said that Ever After was created by the imagination of writing or whatever? 😭

Like, the Grimm brothers were writers (yes I know they went around and collected stories and compiled them together, but they did revise and write the stories down). But Milton and Giles Grimm EXIST in Ever After? Like, how? They’re not FROM a story?? THEYRE DESCENDANTS OF WRITERS BASICALLY, I think. Or maybe at the end of the day, the Grimms just coincidentally share the same name as the real life Grimms, and it’s all just convenient. But also that means the Headmaster really be preaching shit about destiny and tradition when he doesn’t even belong to a story himself 😭🙏

ALSO SIDE NOTE. Does that mean if a character in Ever After writes a story, their story can come to life? Would there be a whole entire separate “Ever After 2.0” where stories written by EA characters get lived out? I guess perhaps people in ever after wouldn’t have the “magic” of real writers, so maybe not?

Oh my god sorry for the total crash out, but I just have a lot to say when it comes to how EAH’s “self awareness” works 😭 and I know I’m hardly coherent with this rant, idk if I even made any good points but hey, I got it out of my system!!

This is. so much.