Walking into a smoke filled room a young, innocent man trips over a cardboard box, stubbing his toe immensely; exclaiming harsh rhetoric at the wall to no avail. Beyond angered by the placement of this box he tries a swift kick hoping to smash the motherfucker into pieces. He cocks his leg back as if he were Ronaldo getting ready for a penalty kick. The kick ensues, S-M-A-S-H! He feels a sharp pain run up his leg and through his lower back, he screams in shear terror as he looks down to see his ankle bone protruding from his foot. He falls to the floor inches from the box that just destroyed his leg causing severe pain and leaving him anguished and helpless. He punches thin air in anger, cursing the fuck out of that worthless waste of a tree. He looks to his left hoping to see someone as the blood has started to flow,...nothing. He looks right for anything,...anybody....nothing, however during this time he notices a slight glimmer peaking out of the cardboard, something shiny has caught his eye. He quickly drags his body and lifeless leg closer to the box, opening it as fast as he can. He gasps in disbelief, how could this be he asks himself...He looks up and screams with joy, laughing incessantly as he has literally just hit the jackpot. That box that broke the fuck out of his ankle was filled with 100% solid gold bars, literally straight cash homey as Randy Moss would say. Now, how does one carry nearly 100 plus pounds of gold out of this dingy room without being noticed while aiding a broken ankle that is bleeding everywhere. The euphoria ends and the pain begins, choose your own adventure...