BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS, STABLE RONALDO

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author’s note: here’s some ron boyfriend headcanons, i might make some for every core member but idk! i hope this satisfies your request anon, thank you for ur support :)

boyfriend!ron who makes you his teammate in everything.

whether it’s a random game, a challenge, or something completely unnecessary, ron always wants you on his side. he’s the type to get way too competitive and start acting like the two of you are in a championship final, but the second you actually need help, he’s locked in, he loves feeling like you’re his partner in crime.

boyfriend!ron who sends you the most random updates like you’re his personal diary.

you’ll wake up to messages that make absolutely no sense without context. a picture of something he saw, a five second video of him laughing at something, or a “baby look at this” text at the most random time. he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, he just likes sharing his day with you.

boyfriend!ron who tries to make you laugh during serious moments.

he’s not the best at sitting in silence when he knows you’re upset. if you’re having a bad day, he’ll probably start saying the dumbest things just to get a smile out of you. sometimes it works immediately, sometimes you have to pretend you’re still mad because you know he’s trying.

boyfriend!ron who lets you roast him back.

ron can dish it out all day, but he actually loves when you give the same energy back. he’d rather have someone who can joke around with him than someone who takes everything seriously. the two of you would probably have entire arguments that are just insults disguised as flirting.

boyfriend!ron who makes you watch things just because he wants your reaction.

he’ll send you a video and immediately ask, “did you watch it?” because he genuinely wants to know what you think. it’s not even about the video, he just likes seeing your reactions and hearing your opinions, especially when he already knows you’re going to laugh.

boyfriend!ron who gets way too excited when you understand his references.

the second you know what he’s talking about without him explaining, he’s impressed. he loves when you can keep up with his humor because it feels like you’re part of his world instead of just watching from the outside.

boyfriend!ron who pretends he doesn’t care when you beat him at something.

he’ll immediately start making excuses. “nah, that didn’t count.” “you got lucky.” “run it back.” but secretly he’s smiling because he likes seeing you get competitive. he’d rather lose to you than anyone else.

boyfriend!ron who randomly interrupts you just because he wants your attention.

you could be doing something completely normal and he’ll find a way to bother you. asking random questions, showing you something, stealing your phone for a second, or just standing there until you acknowledge him. he’ll act like he’s annoying you on purpose, but he really just likes being around you.

boyfriend!ron who has a completely different energy when it’s just you two.

everyone else sees the loud, chaotic, always joking version of him, but you get the calmer side. he’s still funny, but he’s more relaxed. he doesn’t feel like he has to be “on” all the time because being with you is easy.

boyfriend!ron who gets shy when you compliment him seriously.

he can handle jokes and teasing all day, but genuine compliments catch him off guard. if you tell him you’re proud of him or that you appreciate him, he’ll probably laugh it off at first, but you’ll notice he remembers it.

boyfriend!ron who makes random memories out of nothing.

he’s not the type who needs expensive dates or big plans. sometimes it’s just getting food late at night, laughing in the car, watching something together, or turning a boring day into something you’ll both talk about later.

boyfriend!ron who acts like he’s not sentimental but keeps everything.

he’ll pretend he doesn’t care about pictures, screenshots, or little memories, but he absolutely keeps them. old messages, funny clips, random pictures you sent him. he’d never admit how much those small things mean to him.

boyfriend!ron who makes you feel included in his life.

he wouldn’t want you to feel like you’re separate from everything he does. whether it’s talking about his friends, showing you what he’s working on, or asking you what you think, he’d naturally make space for you.

boyfriend!ron who always chooses you as his duo.

even if there are other people around, you’re always the person he wants beside him. because at the end of the day, you’re not just his girlfriend, you’re the person he has the most fun with. you’re his number one priority. :-)

The confirmed number of Palestinians aljazeeraenglish killed in Israeli attacks since the start of the war in Gaza has risen to at least 60,034, according to the Health.Ministry in the besieged and bombarded territory That's out of every 36 people in Gaza

That's more than 90 people every day

147 people have died due to starvation caused

by Israel blocking the entry of aid -

88 of them were children or infants

Source: Ministry of Health - Palestine, Gaza Media Office

July 29, 2025