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Drunk and Dreaming: A Hilarious Tale of Regret, Youthful Ambitions, and ...

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Story time with @jahconnery about my drunken moments lol #classic #funnyvideos #funny #storytime #lol #drunkstory #wtfisthis #dead #bruhhhhh😂😭😂😭

Story time: went to a wedding on Saturday, got fairly drunk pretty early on so I could start sobering up by the time we went back to our bnb. Wedding was wonderful, lots of wine and the reception was at a petting zoo. I in all my drunk ass glory ran around feeding the animals and as usual my klutzy ass self ran into something. Hitting my arm on a door frame is fairly common for me but when I am drunk it's a bit worse. Basically I hit my arm on something, which I recall doing but it didn't hurt at the time. The next morning it did hurt and I was like wtf because it really hurt just brushing up against anything. It wasn't discolored until last night. So now I have a giant yellow bruise, I ain't mad just laughing internally at my idiocy. Also I am well aware of my hairy ass arms, deal with it. #bruise #drunkstory #getdillywithit

So, I went to a party a few days ago and had a bit too much liqueur... It got me thinking. What are your stories? I want to hear your funny drunk moments/memories. Lets be honest... Good memories come from a good shot.

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