#drlamp

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Virgil and Janus are bitter exes who are both pining for Logan, and Logan is crushing on Virgil to an embarrassing amount while still wanting to be closer to Janus. Roman is also pining for Virgil and in a sort of rivalry/competition with Logan to win Virgil's affections first, and while Virgil does like him back he's not gonna do anything about it until he's sure he won't mess it up. While Roman is trying to flirt with Virgil he's also putting up with Janus, who he had a brief relationship with during/leading up to svs and the tension between them is still there even though their feelings for each other have soured.

Patton used to be in a qpr with Roman until the fallout of pof complicated things on Roman's end, and he's been crushing on Logan since day one while in an unofficial maybe-relationship with Janus, who has a friends-with-benefits situation with Remus. Remus, of course, is eager to extend the same opportunity to Logan, and constantly flirts with Virgil in a way that's hard to read (he's been doing this for forever, Virgil still doesn't know if he means it [he does])

Yeah sometimes I like the idea of everyone being Janus & Pattons “kids” at some point (before the divorce lol), but I also routinely indulge in dukeceit, intrulogical, analogical and logicality OUTSIDE of that version of their relationship.

I like interpreting them in so many different ways, and am able to separate the metaphorical familial relationships from the versions where things are romantic (or sexual in most cases with remus). Sometimes they’re all family, sometimes they’re a polycule, sometimes it’s a complicated web of drama, love, divorce and one night stands.

I also like (nearly) all the possible ships in the fandom. Recently warming up to ones I used to avoid/didn’t even consider (example: I’ve seen some pretty interesting intruality art & concepts, same with dukexiety)

I AM! asking me my favs is so hard though and I honestly do not know a lot of the poly ship names.

A lot of times my thoughts are character has two hands but the two whose hands they are holding are not holding hands. I end up liking a lot of poly chains, but I’ve got a few main poly ships I adore. Also these are not ever exclusive I am pretty open to most ships as well as poly ships, the only ones I really don’t vibe with currently are any with Patton and Remus together. I put some dynamic break downs under the cut but here is my poly ship chart and then a non poly ship chart for ya 🥰

Also I did go home and draw these just for this chart! Thanks for asking!

Virgil : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Roman : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Logan : Actually, I did the math, Virgil would have $225, not $0.15. *Fanciful__Prince has left the groupchat*

Virgil : 💀

Patton : If I had a dollar, I would buy a can of soda. :)

Remus : while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please

Patton : Sorry I only have a dollar. :(

Remus : :/

Logan : Actually, Virgil would have $22,500, because it is a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Patton : If I had $22,500, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. :)

Logan : You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Remus : yeah and I want soda and apply juice

Logan : Apply juice to what?

Remus : directly to the forehead

it’s complicated