Dec 6, 2024
I'm pretty sure this is a relatable mood for GMs.
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I'm pretty sure this is a relatable mood for GMs.
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Quick question, how do you figure out puzzles to include in your dungeons? Are there like preset ones or do you come up with it yourself or what exactly? Help a girl out please!
Due to the paladin's insistance that they want to have a turn to be the main character, I am now updating the Feyland quickly to make sure that the party actually has a place to head off to once they have completed the quest in their current seaside town.
DND TODAY
✨dnd today✨
DND TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dnd today. DEE ENDEEE
"Dnd today". TODAY
-me, today
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OSHA Strikes Again
I run a Dungeons and Dragons campaign placed somewhere in between the high fantasy and steam punk eras. Around 20-25 sessions in at this point and the players are attempting to infiltrate a castle to gain a bit of information because of a job offering. I had expected a long drawn out infiltration accompanied by many high stakes stealth rolls and potentially even sneakily dispatching a few guards. What I had not expect however was one of my players to approach the front gate claiming to be medieval OSHA inspectors and flashing their church's holy symbol, a few unbelievably high rolls later, they stood before the castle's lord requesting a list of employees, weapons, supplies, and a simple tour.
My party managed to create OSHA as a one off simply to get a manifest of a castles grain supply.
I can only assume this means I have succeeded as a DM,
I am truly flabbergasted.
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So I’m DMing a dnd campaign, and the players are fighting a major boss battle. The enemy is an NPC who was once a friend and companion to the party, until she was bitten by a parasitic Worm and became part of a major hive mind.
The players have her down to 8 HP. I let them know that her body is breaking down and blood is running down her face and her armor, but her expression remains unchanging and emotionless as an unthinking member of The Collective (the hive mind). A player rolls high enough to kill, so I finally give him the ethical dilemma I’ve been building up for the last few sessions: “do you attack lethally or non-lethally?”
After staring at me for a few seconds, he answers “lethally.” The rest of the players are silent. The player, who arrived 37 minutes late to the 1.5 hour session, then proceeds to ask, completely seriously:
“wait, was she our friend or something?”
Do I TPK them or no
Kill them
Give them undeserved mercy
One of my players plays a dragon born based off a certain type of lizard and apparently that species has particularly acidic pee because they just asked me if they could piss on opponents as a turn of attack. Imagine you’re fighting a guy and he just whips his dick out and pees on you and it fucking BURNS like hellfire. What the fuck kind of hellscape am I on where I’m asked by my player if they can do something like that.
Anyway, so naturally I said yes, we’ve assigned it two rolls, one d8 to see how good his piss aim is and one d8 for acid damage.
I hear things occasionally about D&D DMs who set up cool/elaborate things in their campaigns and the players either find a shortcut through it or get obsessed with some minor detail, and the DM’s just like, 🤦. Did that ever happen?
.
All. The. Fucking. Time
The Dorian Gray arc actually went so tits up the first time they tried it that I ended up rebooting it. The party was supposed to investigate Dorian's dinner parties to discover that he was harboring a group of Dracula's vampires and feeding his guests to them. Initially this was supposed to have them mingle with guests, search the mansion and uncover secrets and possibly obtain Dorian's portrait to blackmail him for information, but for the longest time I couldn't for the life of me get them to break away from the party and explore the mansion. When they finally did they manged to skip over an entire puzzle I had spent hours working on, bypass a fight with a guard and find the portrait. Then one of them whipped out a lighter and screeched "BURN MOTHERFUCKER" because she was upset about what went down with Dorian and Adam. The portrait went up in flames and Dorian aged to dust in the middle of the party and they had to fight their way out of a hoard of vampires.
I ended up letting them redo the quest because we were all very disappointed.