i woke up to my mom knocking on my door. “get up and meet me in the kitchen” she said, a cigarette limply dangling between her teeth. i got up and threw my brown hair into a messy bun and went downstairs. “pack your things” she said “im selling you for more cigarette money.” “to who?” i asked. suddenly the doorbell rang. i opened the door and saw five people blocking my way. one of them was a woman and she stepped forward and said “my name is beth may and we’re your new owners.” “ew aren’t you those dungeons and daddies people? there’s no way im going with you” i said. anthony burch then took out his gun and he shot me he fucking shot me

Every single NPC saying "teen sex?" and Ralph clarifying "teensects" is a joke that will never get old.

I think the difference in the DMing styles of Brennan Lee Mulligan and Anthony Burch (and why I favor Anthony’s) is Brennan is (literally) the camp counselor that’s gonna have a great attitude and make double damn sure everyone’s having fun and has sunscreen, while Anthony is more like that one kid who sets up elaborate, ill-advised games/contraptions in his backyard that have resulted in multiple accidents and injuries to the other kids of the neighborhood but without fail those kids are back once the casts are off cause that shit is fun as hell