#dk day

King K. Rool hates bananas because of their texture. Any food or recipe with bananas in it, he will automatically refuse to eat it, even if it is the only option available to him.

He sleeps with his regular eye closed and his bloodshot eye open. This freaks the hell out of anyone who’s spent the night with him.

If he’s angry enough, he will slip into a state of mind where he behaves very similarly to a realistic crocodile. This is not something that is under his control. It takes a week at most and a few days at least for him to return back to his normal state.

King K. Rool has horrible teamwork skills. He may be able to rule an entire kingdom, but it’s incredibly hard, if not impossible, for him to coexist with a teammate he doesn’t like. He also can’t stand not being the one in charge, so when someone else is the leader, he tries desperately to make himself the leader any way he can.

His favorite food is fish. He’ll eat any kind of fish, but his favorite one to eat is salmon.

He hates the texture of certain furs, so expect him not to be accepting any type of hug from Donkey Kong or Diddy any time soon, even if you do accept the headcanon that he is reformed.

He tends to flip-flop between “Let’s make some NOISE!!! :D” and “If you smack your lips one more time, I will literally throw the entire dinner table at you, you slow-witted simian.”

He has at least 2 novels worth of colorful insults for just about anyone he hates. They range from silly-sounding ones that are targeted and oddly specific for the receiver to serious roasts that hurt even the ones they aren’t aimed towards.