Raylla

Tally: Gerit asked me to be his Valentine!

Abigail: Aww, you guys are so cute!

Raelle: *snorts* I don’t get why people celebrate Valentine’s Day. The dude died on that day. I think it’s barbaric and a waste of time and resources.

Tally: *pouts*

Abigail: *rolls eyes* Don’t listen to the Valentine’s Grinch, Tal. She’s bummed because Scylla won’t be back from mission until the day after.

Raelle: *huffs in annoyance* I am not the Gr—

Scylla: Rae!!!

Raelle: Oh my goddess! *sees Scylla in the distance and starts running towards her*

Abigail and Tally: *watches as the couple reunited with hugs and kisses*

Raelle: I can’t believe you’re here!

Scylla: *smiles* I had to. It’s our first Valentine’s Day together. I wanted to be here.

Raelle: *grins back* Will you be my Valentine then?

Scylla: Of course! *hugs her again*

Abigail: *rolls eyes at Raelle’s change in behaviour* Shitbird.

Tally: *chuckles* I guess she doesn’t hate Valentines’ Day after all.

Clexa

Clarke: *enters the chambers she shared with Lexa* Woah... *stares at the candles all over the place and a table filled with a mini feast*

Lexa: Klark.

Clarke: What’s going on?

Lexa: Raven told me what day it is today and that Skaikru has tradition to celebrate this Valentine’s Day with the one they love... *blushes and pulls out a bouquet of flowers from behind* So... will you spend the day with me?

Clarke: *swoons and accepts the flowers* Aww, of course, Lex... I’ll always want to spend time with you.

Lexa: *beams and pulls her into a hug*

Clarke: Why all the candles, though?

Lexa: Raven also told me that a person usually gives flowers and sets up a meal with candles...

Clarke: *chuckles* I think you went overboard, love.

Lexa: I love candles.

Clarke: I know. We can keep the candles on the table, but we have to put out the fire on the others.

Lexa: *pouts* Aww... but why?

Clarke: *grins* Well, we don’t want to accidentally knock them over if we get distracted later while celebrating...

Lexa: *grins back and starts putting out the fire on the candles*

Avatrice

Ava: *phases into Beatrice’s room* Hey Bea!

Beatrice: *looks up from the book she’s reading* Oh hey, Ava..

Ava: *grins as she plops down on the spot next to Beatrice* It’s Valentine’s Day.

Beatrice: I suppose it is.

Ava: I was think we could all make it like a friends’ day! We could watch movie and eat junk food! It’ll be fun!

Beatrice: It does sound fun, but everyone’s busy.

Ava: *frowns* Where’s everyone?

Beatrice: Oh, Lilith and Mary are on OCS mission and Camila’s not feeling very well.

Ava: Hmm... okay.

Beatrice: There’s always next year, Ava.

Ava: But this is my first Valentine’s here...

Beatrice: *pats her shoulder*

Ava: Hey, you’re not busy, are you? Wanna spend the day with me?

Beatrice: *blushes* Me? And you?

Ava: *smiles shyly and nods* Most of my life, this day has always reminded me that I’m alone... but this year, I have you... and everyone.

Beatrice: *melts at Ava’s confession* Alright then... let’s go buy some junk food.

Ava: Really?

Beatrice: *nods with a smile*

Ava: *hugs her tight* You’re the best, Bea!

...

Bonus idea for Supercorp

Lena is in London for a business matter, and Kara flies to her on the night of Valentine’s Day. Lena was walking the streets of London, looking at the streetlights and buildings as she speaks to Kara on the phone. Then, Kara appears and ‘bumps’ into her. Kara flies them to Paris for a romantic dinner by the Eiffel Tower, and then to Italy for a gondola ride under the stars. And of course, we all know how the night ends.

Lena: Kara?? What are you doing here?!

Kara: *smirks* To spend Valentine’s Day with you, of course.

Lena: *raises eyebrows* And what have you got planned?

Kara: It’s a surprise. We’ll have to fly to our destinations, though. I know you hate flying... *rubs the back of her neck* I didn’t exactly think this through perfectly.

Lena: *grabs her hands and intertwines them with her own* It’s okay, darling. I trust you. *smiles*

Kara: *grins* Well, let’s get this night started, shall we?

Super sappy? *shrugs* Oh well... haha. Happy Valentine’s Day!

With acknowledgement to David Willis of Shortpacked!, who did a similar joke based on Greg Capullo's art of the bat family in tuxedos way back in 2011.

If you ask why he's not mentioning any of the Batgirls, I'm pretty sure he hasn't formally adopted them, and also they obviously aren't clones of him. I'm convinced blonde hair is why he let Stephanie die that time.

Yeah, there's an evil lil' Bruce clone runnin' around now. This is not his tell in th' actual comics, but it oughta be!

Poor Damian don't get no respect!

Ta' be fair, I didn't like him at first either, but he grew on me when Dick Grayson wuz Batman after Final Crisis. An' he shines in the current run a' Batman an' Robin!