my tomodachi life's taken over by tomodachi life

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

Woke up in this car. There’s a weird guy trying to talk to me. 

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

#op its your job to kill that whale

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The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

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