Incentivized deaths


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Incentivized deaths

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Tried a new rendering style🙃
tfw u just realized that cyberlife was using u the entire time (inspired by richbrian’s pic)
𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 ⸺ ( connor )
Nearly a month after the battle for Detroit and the mission completed, Connor is supposed to be heading back to Cyberlife. However, he has one last task to complete with his lieutenant.
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗋 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋
𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 𝟥.𝟪𝗄+
𝘁𝗮𝗴𝘀: 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒, 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝖻𝗎𝗋𝗇, 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍, 𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍, 𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍 𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍, 𝗋𝗈𝖻𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝗑, 𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗁𝗈𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, !!mdni!!
𝗮/𝗻: 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝟥𝟢𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗒
Synthetic Touch
Connor RK800 x female reader
smut, dominant deviant Connor, submissive reader, cunnilingus, toy stimulation
Connor finds you playing with yourself all alone in your room...
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thinking about: bickering with connor ₊˚⊹⋆ cw - lighthearted arguing, swearing, pissed off hank, lil smooch at the end, deviant connor, pre-established relationship, intentional lowercase, just fluffy sfw comedy tbh
it's not easy having a boyfriend who quite literally knows everything.
in fact, it's infuriating.
you're not dumb, and he doesn't treat you like it, but between actively learning social cues and being the smartest android person in the room at all times, it's hard getting into arguments with you. it starts as an argument, and ends in psychological warfare.
it's almost never serious, silly things like who left the backdoor open and how many grams of sugar are in a serving of that cereal you like, but it's frustrating nonetheless.
partially because connor has the equivalent of a photographic memory in the form of programming and wires, and partially because he swears you are the most stubborn person in detroit. maybe in the entire world.
you will swear up and down that it must've been him who left the milk on the counter that morning; he will rebut with the fact that he can't even drink milk, and it was your DNA all over the cereal bowl in the sink. you tell him you haven't even had cereal today, he's actively looking at an image of you at the breakfast bar, half-awake, eating cereal from 7:23 that same morning in his HUD. you argue he's mixing up his dates, and that must've been last week. at this point, you know you're wrong, but you refuse to lose an argument. and if there's one word connor has become well acquainted with whilst being with you, it's gaslight.
he tells you he can't mix things up; he is literally incapable. you tell him he'd better run a diagnostic scan because he is mixing things up. he actually looks concerned for a moment, and your resolve starts to crack, then he huffs and stalks towards the counter to scan the milk, assessing its condition before concluding it needs to be tossed. when he turns to you with his arms crossed over his chest, you match his stance with your hands on your hips.
"it wasn't me."
"it was you, and it is deeply concerning to me that you don't remember eating a bowl of cereal four hours ago."
"i don't remember that because it didn't happen."
"arguing over this is pointless. it is childish of you to not hold yourself accountable for something as minuscule as milk on the counter."
"we're not arguing—you're accusing me of a kitchen crime. i'm simply defending myself."
"i'm not accusing- you're so-" he takes an unnecessary deep breath to stabilize himself, "i was only asking, because i wanted to remind you not to leave it out next time."
the arch of your brow is so sharp he nearly flinches, "so you don't think i'm smart enough to remember something as minuscule as putting milk away?"
he nearly groans at your persistence. he can see the slight quirk on the right side of your lips, a sign you think you're winning. unfortunately for you, he has played these games before. and just because he's deviated doesn't mean he's forgotten his roots.
"your defense is weak. a scan of the milk shows it has been out for approximately four hours and thirty minutes," his eyes flit back to the milk as he says it, "you have no alibi, while i was out on a walk with sumo. i arrived home four hours and nineteen minutes ago— approximately eleven minutes after the time of the crime." he pauses, as if mentally checking off the evidence, "and your finger prints are all over the carton." he's smirking a little as he leans his hip against the counter, "hank can corroborate my whereabouts."
your lips part, then close, then part again as you stare at him. he thinks you're going to fire back, but you simply march towards him, reaching one hand around him to grab the milk and using your other hand to jab a finger into his chest.
"scanning the milk was totally cheating. asshole."
and with that, you're tossing the milk into the bin and—rather childishly—stomping off towards the bedroom.
once, hank had to separate the two of you to break up one of your ridiculous arguments.
you had been house-sitting. or more accurately, dog-sitting. you were both happy to do it, there were no problems when it came to you guys spending time with sumo. the problems started when hank got home and found the two of you cleaning up a bag of dog food that was lying open on the kitchen floor.
all he had said was, "the hell happened here?" and he was suddenly in the middle of a battlefield.
you pointed at connor immediately, a scowl on your face, "he left the dog food on the floor where sumo could get to it."
he sighed like this argument had begun a long time before hank had arrived. "you were in charge of sumo's dinner. i haven't touched the food since this morning."
you shook your head as you continued sweeping up food, "i asked you to handle it because i was taking the garbage out."
for once, connor was taking a page out of your book. lying. if it wasn't at your expense, you would've been proud. he was clearly trying to get back at you for the time you had broken one of hank's cups and blamed him.
he continued taping the part of the bag sumo had ripped into, sighing again with more theatre, "this is just like the cup. you're blaming me, so hank won't get upset with you." he nodded solemnly, "i understand your intentions are not malicious, but it is not very respectful to lie to hank in his own home." he was scolding you like a child!
you were gaping at him now, movements halted the moment he brought up the cup. that bastard!
you jabbed another finger in his direction, eyebrows furrowed in a way that almost made him laugh. "you're ridiculous! you're, what, trying to get revenge for the cup incident?"
his minimal shrug, combined with his mumbling, 'doesn't feel so great now, huh,' was all it took for you to crack; you were up and moving towards him in less than a second.
you weren't going to hurt him, of course not. you were just going to sabotage his tape job on the dog food bag. you never claimed to be mature.
hank, however, did not know what you were planning and simply deduced that it would be something at his expense. he was too damn exhausted to deal with the two of you arguing like children on his kitchen floor. at the same moment you moved, he was grabbing your arms the way he would a perp, faux-cuffing you with his own hands.
"alright- alright! stop it. both of you. fuckin' ridiculous," he muttered the last part, shaking his head. "i don't care whose fault it is. i've been on the road for damn near four hours, and the last thing i want is to deal with- whatever the hell this is," he jutted his chin in both of your directions.
when you stopped squirming, he let you go. with the freedom of his hands, he pointed at connor, "you, out. go, fuckin', feed the fish or somethin'."
then, he looked at you, "and you, finish sweeping. i'll deal with the damn bag," he huffed as he snagged the tape out of connor's hands, grunting as he crouched for the bag.
connor looked baffled that he was the one being kicked out of the kitchen, frowning as he stood to full height. you stuck your tongue out at him like you had won, even though you knew it was a loss for both of you. hank was annoyed, you were annoyed, and connor looked like a sad puppy trotting out of the kitchen. the only one happy was sumo, who was fast asleep on his bed after his second dinner.
later, the two of you walked home in silence, the sounds of snow crunching underfoot and your jackets shuffling with each step the only cushion to the tension.
connor was the first to speak, shrugging his coat off as you slipped your shoes off at the door, "i'm sorry for blaming the dog food on you."
you looked at him, observing the way his lips pursed and his eyebrows furrowed, and sighed.
"i'm still sorry for blaming the cup on you. and trying to sabotage your taping."
he placed the coat on the coat rack and reached his hand out for your coat, to which you complied.
"it's okay. hank knows it was you," he stated matter-of-factly, smiling a little.
you nodded a little, rubbing your hands together to warm them up, "he knows the dog food was you."
he hummed in agreement, taking notice of your cold hands and grabbing them with his own, turning his internal heat up just a little as your fingers intertwined.
you smiled up at him, shifting on your feet as you pondered a little. he noticed, of course, and pulled you a little closer by your hands.
"what's on your mind?" he murmured, bringing his hand up to brush some of your wind-whipped hair out of your face.
"do you... think we argue too much?" you studied his face as his LED flickered yellow for just a second, returning to its calm blue as he shook his head.
"no, every relationship has its share of domestic disagreements. i think we argue just enough," he paused, searching for the right words, "you, uh, keep me on my toes?" it sounded like more of a question than a statement, making you giggle at his attempt at such human turns of phrase.
you leaned up onto your tippy toes, pressing a gentle kiss against his lips. when you pulled back, and he attempted to chase your lips with his own, you could only smile and place your free hand against his chest.
"so," you squeezed his hand in preparation, "is now a bad time to tell you i left the clothes in the washer overnight again?"
the look on his face told you that you were in for a long night.
a/n honestly was just thinking about how an argument between connor and somebody very stubborn me would go last night and woke up needing to write it out. NOOOTTT proofed pretty sure reader is gn but again not proofed so i didn't put it in the tags juuust incase as always, thank you for reading ! always feel free to send requests <3
divider creds ₊⊹ @uzmacchiato
This is how talks with Amanda go like on the deviant route, right?
I saw this meme from Spiderverse somewhere and thought about these two, so I had to commit
deviant connor vs machine connor + speech about hank's son
[analysis under the cut because i tried to go off about this in the tags like i usually do but i had so much to say that it just wouldn't fit. did you know tumblr only allows thirty tags in a post?]