#deos

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I wanted to post short writings about the Second Stage Children (based on headcanons, descriptions, etc.).

Today I’ll be focusing exclusively on the Zan.

Thanks in advance for reading. Enjoy! :)

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[ Incorrect quotes: Zan ].

1-. Fadam and Jips.

- Fadam: *Looking at the Giru team* Look, of they have strategy, we’ve got...

- Jips: Violence.

- Fadam: Exactly!

* (CONTEXT: Zan = VERY violent team).

2-. Zatan and Doris.

- Doris: *Writing down football strategies to cause mass panic*.

- Zatan: *Peeking over* Can I draw a dragon here?

* (CONTEXT: Doris is the team's brain. Zatan... The dumbest one, but comic relief).

3-. Garo and Haze.

- Garo: *Raising his voice* And that’s why we must crush Giru with honor and—!

- Haze: *From the bench, raising her fist* SHUT UP ALREADY!

- Garo: ... In short; we’ll beat the crap out of them.

* (CONTEXT: Garo = Saginuma 2. Haze's usually the one who shuts him up... With threats).

4-. Garo and Stia.

- Garo: We declare war!

- Stia: On who?

- Garo: *Pointing at everyone* Yes.

* (CONTEXT: Garo basically including everyone in the punch fest).

5-. Gigam and Sync.

- Sync: You know what this match is missing?

- Gigam: What?

- Sync: Explosions.

* (CONTEXT: Sync is a malicious pyromaniac. Also pulls dirty tricks).

6-. Rodeo and Sync.

- Sync: *Growling* I hate pink, I hate love, and I hate damn rainbows!

- Rodeo: *Eating chips* What about kittens?

- Sync: ... I tolerate them.

- Rodeo: *Nodding seriously* Wise choice.

* (CONTEXT: Sync HATES anything cute or cheesy. But kittens... Valid exception).

7-. Deos, Muddle and Zatan.

- Deos: On my signal, we all hit!

- Muddle: What signal?

- Zatan: *Knocks out Mhadoor* THIS ONE!

* (CONTEXT: Just pure violence... Especially with Zatan, who loves fights too much).

8-. Rude and Gigam.

- Rude: *Lifting Gigam like a potted plant* Look at this little... I mean, such a fierce opponent. Yes. Very tough.

- Gigam: PUT ME DOWN OR I’LL BITE YOU!

- Rude: *Thinking* (So fierce... So small... So adorable...).

* (CONTEXT: Rude is the big guy with a weakness for small things. And Gigam is tiny).

9-. Zanark and Garo.

- Garo: *Giving orders* We’ll crush everything in our path!

- Zanark: *Smiling* I thought you'd say that.

* (CONTEXT: Zanark being Zanark. Had to be here, since he’s the team’s captain too).

10-. Haze.

- Haze: *Watching the fight, points at Gigam* That’s my brother.

Five seconds later...

- Haze: *Smiling* What an embarrassment.

* (CONTEXT: Haze feeling secondhand embarrassment from her younger brother).

11-. Deos, Clutch, Rude and Torm.

- Clutch: *Pointing at a dress* If someone makes me wear THIS thing, I swear I’ll burn the locker room.

- Deos: I say she wears it.

- Torm: I say she burns it.

- Rude: I say... She’d look cute.

*Everyone stares at him*.

- Rude: IT’S A JOKE! DON’T HIT ME!

* (CONTEXT: Everyone judging the guy who shows off mid-game).

Van McCann | London Exhibition | 8th February 2020