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Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale 5+ chapters; 14,000+ words. ~ A series of ficlets about Human!AU Crowley and Aziraphale --- Everything that was broken has forgotten its brokenness. I live now in a sky-house, through every window the sun. Also your presence. Our touching, our stories. Earthy and holy both. How can this be, but it is. Every day has something in it whose name is Forever. ~ Warning: food, cigarettes, mild homophobia, non-graphic sex (fade-to-black), queer themes and related issues,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley 3+ works; 12+ chapters; 86,000+ words ~ Exploring intimacy, curses and unexpected barriers post Armageddon’t. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, magic and powers, alcohol

Good Omens: Dr. Blackwell (OC), Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 1,712 words. ~ Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony. His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church. ~ Warning: outsider POV, mild memory tampering, some thoughts on religion and wedding-relevant issues ~ https://archiveofourown.org/works/20124874

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters 16+ chapters; 71,400+ words. ~ This one is..... sensuous. ~ Warning: food, war, (capital F) Falling, curses,

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Rose (OC), Anathema, Newt, Pepper, Adam Young, Wensleydale, Brian, Camille (OC), Jasper (OC), Gabriel, Dagon, Ms. Potts (Tracy), Sergeant Shadwell, Uriel, R. P. Tyler, Misc characters 5+ works; 18+ chapters; 124,500+ words. ~ you're second hand smoke, second hand smoke i breathe you in, but, honey, i don't know what you're doing to me mon chéri the year is 1990, and anthony crowley is looking for a church in london that might be tolerable. the one he winds up attending isn't exactly such, but he decides to stick around for one reason. said reason happens to own a bookshop that crowley begins to frequent, much to the surprise and delight of anathema device and newton pulsifer, who seem quite convinced that crowley could use something else to focus on besides gardening, their campaigns, and visits to tadfield. ~ Warning: nsfw, food/alcohol, smoking (cigarettes+weed), mentions of medication, sex/masturbation, religion and related topics, mind the tags, sickness and disability, overstepping of personal and professional boundaries, (brief!) chipped tooth, (brief!) misgendering, bloody nose, slurs and queer antagonism, addiction, (hypothetical!) mention of sex with a (sentient!) non-human entity, car crash mentioned, super awkward interactions, NDE/near-death-experience,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Newt, Warlock, Dagon, Hastur, Legion (OC), misc characters, 2+ chapters; 11k+ words. ~ Relax, angel, it’s not much worse. It’s just our bodies. It’s not like we enfolded or anything.“ ~ Crowley, in 500 AD, after having physical sex with Aziraphale for the first time, blissfully unaware that he has just foreshadowed himself into a corner ~ Warning: nsfw, mention of body horror/bodily injury, character death/discorporation, drug mention, body sharing, discussion of new pronouns, food (mostly tea)

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Michael, misc characters, 5+ works; 16+ chapters; 139,000+ words. ~ After averting the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale re-examine their relationship and reach the obvious conclusion: they're retired, they're in love and they're damn well going to enjoy it. Providing, of course, that they can stay out of trouble. ~ Warning: nsfw, animals in unpleasant situations, food (and some “food issues”), alcohol use/alcoholism, negotiations, magic/celestial power, public affection (no sex but they get close), frequent fart jokes and other potty humor), (brief!) cigarette use, death (beheading), accidental voyeurism, unplanned pregnancy/false pregnancy, (somewhat confusing) time jumps, safeword used, rimming, (brief!) fatphobia/body issues, (graphic/frequent) vomit, mild ciscentric language, mild body horror and skin/blemish picking, (brief!) sickness/disease descriptions, (brief!) non consensual mind reading, blood magic

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley  2+ works, 3+ chapters; 36,825+ words. ~ It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation. ~ Warning: nsfw, camming/porn, food, exhibitionism,