Phia 9yo: I farted. Can you smell it?
Orion 2yo: Yeah, I can. It's horible.
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Phia 9yo: I farted. Can you smell it?
Orion 2yo: Yeah, I can. It's horible.

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There’s plenty of broccoli if you want more, but can you please eat some of your pizza?
Courtesy of Daughter of the Beard, who recognized the irony even as it left his mouth.
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The Hunger Games
Thank you daughterofthebeard for this submission for today's discussion about how our kids eat!
My (4yo) daughter is actually a pretty adventurous eater and usually likes most of the food she tries (if she’ll give it a chance). However, that doesn’t mean she always wants to eat. In fact, she usually has much more “important” things to do and it can be a battle just to get her to sit down at the table. Usually the promise of desert, if she eats, can get her to the table but then she is so focused on getting to desert it only takes a couple bites before, "I’m full, can I have desert now?"
BUT! We have a game. We have a game that works almost every time. All we have to do… is encourage her to steal and lie! You read that right, and I’m not sure how I feel about it either.
Here is how it works: First we put some food from her plate on her fork and say, “Phia, I think I’d like to eat this bite so keep an eye on it and make sure no one else eats it!” and then we turn our head to look at something else; she immediately STEALS the bite and eats it; she then taps the person on the shoulder and points to the empty fork and they say, “What!? Who ate my bite?”; then she will LIE and blame it on either someone else at the table or on some mythical squirrel/bear/bird etc… that did it. This repeats and escalates in incredulous disbelief at the disappearing bites until all the food is gone!
So that is the gist of the game in it’s most common form anyway. I’m not so sure it’s a great idea and I often wonder if we are really teaching her to be a better thief and liar but it does get her to eat every bite of food on her plate with no complaining or whining and it’s actually fun! So what do you think? Is it harmless fun that makes dinner time easy or am I basically training her to be a super villain?
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