JP:Would you rather work for Lex Luther, or the Joker?
Aiden:Lex Luther. By a mile. It may be working for Amazon except you’re making weapons of mass destruction, he’d still treat his henchmen like shit, your bathroom time would be measured, but compare that to how you’d be if you worked under the Joker.
Aiden:With Lex Luther, you’d probably have dental, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting cares about human life a lot. He’d hit you just hard enough for you to be knocked out so he can stop the problem. You work for the Joker and your payment is that you’re not dead right now.
Aiden:You do one wrong thing, bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang. You DO laugh at his jokes? Bang. You think the Joker gives half of a fuck about his hecnhmen?
Aiden:Who’s Lex Luther’s right-hand man? A woman named Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand man? Bob? He’s dead. Harley? He tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy? Best case scenario working for the Joker is that you fight Batman! And that presents its own list of problems!
Aiden:If you stopped Superman under Lex Luther, Lex would be angry, but he would still be happy that Superman was caught. You stop BATMAN as a Joker henchman, you better have a coffin picked out yesterday. This isn’t a fun question, this is a screening that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health!
Aiden:There’s a right and wrong answer and the right answer is Lex fucking Luther, have a nice day.
Daniel:Lex Luther will give you up to eight season pass tickets to Disneyland if you file a civil suit against Superman for injuries and emotional distress. He will pay the down payment for a house if the Justice League Foundation settles with you out of court.
Luke:Lex Luther would marry you in the spot if you managed to find the last piece of kryptonite.
Shoichi:Lex may be lex but you know, at least there is also a 401K.
