#daily fail

This morning, I was toasting a sliced bread in my toaster oven, and I ended up burning it 😱😱

I really burn things all the time. Not on purpose—I just tend to burn food a lot.

I don’t usually burn sliced bread, but today I did.

In American movies, I often see that machine where you put the bread in, and when the time’s up it pops up. I really want one of those.

I wonder if they sell them somewhere in Japan too?

"This is authoritarianism! We should respect the opinions of others even if we disagree!"

Yeah, not a fucking Nazi though, Chris.

Zara - who recently went public with her romance with Liam Payne - showcased her toned legs in a stunning skirt with a thigh high slit, as she posed for snaps in Koh Phangan.

I know we shouldn’t even expect anything more (since tabloids have been writing BS since the beginning of time), but you’d think they’d be sensitive enough not to mix up two band members’ names—especially when one of them has recently passed. And as if it wasn’t already bad enough to use Liam’s name in this PR stunt article, they haven’t even bothered to correct it for the past 18 hours.

Embarrassing.

So I had chosen to try to not engage with the stunt content. If it crossed my social media feeds...fine, that's whatever. But I am no longer going to seek it out.

This...this I made an exception for. Because I find this so fucking egregious.

You mean to tell me that a man who made a point to say he didn't want his kid's face out there anymore is "dating" a woman who pretty much used her friend's daughter for ancillary PR?? For a piece in the Daily Mail?? AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN BLUR OUT THE KID'S FACE?? AND THIS KID'S MOM PRESUMABLY LET HER DO IT??

I barely even post my own niece on my social media (and if I do I ask my sister's permission first.) This woman let photos of her daughter be published in The Daily Mail for a fluff piece on her friend??? WHAT.