Primus: Why are your creations constantly acting like they're going through a manic episode???
Unicron: Leave them alone! At least my species hasn't been in a million year long war that has wiped out most of their species!
Primus: That's rich coming from you.
Primus: Humans have at minimum like three different wars going on and they have invented so many war crimes that I can't even begin to wrap my mind around.
Unicron: As my humans say YOUR FACE IS A WAR CRIME!
Primus: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!???












