Aug 20, 2025
i pledged my undying allegiance to space satan and he called me an idiot so im going to punch him in the face
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i pledged my undying allegiance to space satan and he called me an idiot so im going to punch him in the face
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Dadicron fic ideas
âRung visits Earth and humans just absolutely hate him lol. Unicron gave humanity a built in hatred for Primus.
âCybertronian fauna have intense fear and or love for humans 'cause they instinctually sense their lineage. Everyone abuses this.
âUnicron delights over humans' soft bodies and they are quite happy to let him. Hugs and snuggles for everyone!
âHumans built a robot shell for Unicron to inhabit so he can safely and cleanly interact with humans. No more avatarsâ dirt all over the place. (Plus it's really cool)
âAll of humanity are holders of Unicron's being and the larger the number of humans the smaller the pieces are. That is why Optimus fights so hard to keep humans alive; if too many of them died Unicron could reform.
âSometime in the far future Unicron brings planets, asteroids, etc, to âfeedâ humanity. They happily accept the constant supply of raw minerals and metals. Humans need lots of material to build their Dyson swarms or other large products after all.
âOver 70% of humanity is wiped out in an enemy attack and it makes Unicron really overprotective so he tucks the surviving humans away in his main body, never letting them leave. Of course until they repopulate till there's no room left and he is forced to let them out. Still forever hovering though.
MTMTE Incorrect quotes#124 You don't need a weapon...you ARE a weapon
Y/n*Smilling, walking through the streets of cybertron*-GUESS WHO'S WALKING AROUND LIKE THE BIGGEST BITCH AROUND TOWN!~Wanna know why?~
Y/n*Pulls out a taser and presses a button, lighting the weapon with an excited war cry*-CUZ MY GOTH BF GOT ME ONE OF THEEEEEEESEEEEE!?!~
Megatronus*Instantly regretting it*...
Unicron*In his recliner, reading glasses and newspaper in his hand,on a call with one of the most promising in his opinion of primus brats*You gave them WHAT now?...HA! It's your fault for falling for their cute exterior. Good luck trying to take that taser out of their hands
Megatronus: They tased Blackarachnia...
I love that in Transformers Prime, the other Decepticons basically used Knock Out to keep an eye on drugged up Megatron, and he just agreed with his insain ramblings the whole time. Forget being a medic, he's the king of self-preservation.
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I am so brainrotted by the idea of TFP Unicron whole thing in being the Earthâs core and therefore (albeit unintentionally) creator/God of all life on Earth but have his connection to us humans further expanded upon.
Like shout out to the many Tumblr posts I see just talking about it and even giving some banger ideas for how exactly creatures and especially Humanâs have more of Unicronâs influence.
Hell its to the point where my self indulgent selfship au of me x Megatron has that lore aspect of âwhat if Unicronâs influence is that strong?â In the form of my sona being a mythical creature who is has connections with him and basically forms ideologies revolving around the brutality of living as an organism on Earth, a world of eat or be eaten, just like their God/Creator.
Also with bonus Unicorn being the embodiment of causing Daddy issues. Oh and canât forget that the aspect of how you can even kinda compare Unicron to Saturn/Kronos from Greek mythology hear me out. The brainrot is infecting meee
Combining the ideas that if TFP Megatron interfaces with someone the dark energon in his bodily fluids have a chance of putting the other mech(a) under Unicron's influence too + the idea that Unicron is going out of his way to reject Starscream (because Starscream betrayed him in another timeline in the multiverse) + the idea of on and off again megastar
Can you imagine if after having sex you just hear the most derogatory "Oh it's you againđ" in your head
Unicron is taking some kittycon's (+bunwave) on a vet visit.