#dad behavior

I love how Clark’s entire internal monologue in this scene appears to boil down to, “Don’t drop the baby. Do not drop the baby. Batman will kill you if you drop the baby.”

You know how you can have a calendar made with your own pictures and like people make them with pics of their kids to give the grandparents?

So one year for Christmas David made one for Yuna with family pics and Ilya was enamored of it. David kept catching him leafing through it: the group shot of all of them at the farmers market with Anya, the picture of Shane sitting with Ilya’s head in his lap, the one of Yuna and Shane side by side laughing together. So of course, David made him one with pictures of Shane and it’s like the cheesiest thing ever but he loves it. Shane is embarrassed of course but secretly loves it and next year he gets one too full of pictures of Ilya and Anya.

me, walking into the kitchen: uh…what’s that about

my dad: had to wash em. sticky.

me: ok period

[3 minutes later]

my mom, walking into the kitchen: john what the fuck is this