The Crossover No One Was Waiting For But Is Still Fun
Given Darkness Man is a grappler and Bat Child did a Marya with her new gun, I think it's time for this:
Madelaine gets a terrible and frightening vision she can't make sense of but knows what she needs to do from it. The Coterie and allies follow her instructions, albeit baffledly, to quickly collect a massive pile of books and instruction manuals on how to make things, to get all their stuff shipped in to Purpee ASAP, to get all of their assets sold and exchanged into precious metals and store them in Purpee right now (even the business Worthy & Wingstreet), and to get all the confused baby werewolves and their families (if loving) who need to come to the trailhead into Purpee ASAP.
One terrible light from the sky later and the entire town of Purpee, Oregon lands smack dab in the middle of the very extensive grounds of the Gotch family estate(s*) in Gath.
The upsides? No more need to keep up the masquerade, Madelaine's visions prevented them from being truly helpless, no Camarilla bosses or Second Inquisition to dodge.
The downsides? No longer on Earth. No idea what happened to Earth. No way home. No internet. Starting from scratch again. Good thing they landed in aristocracy's backyard.
The cause? One of: Morcestershire fucking up a summoning/Comfrey experimenting with Biangle finding tech/Cadswich trying to figure out where his mysterious keys came from.
*i like to imagine that the previous head of the Gotch family divided his gigantic estate between seven sons so there are seven Gotch estates - including Cadwitch's - abutting each other in their shared woodland or something. But this is optional if anyone's feeling inspired to write.
