#crown asks

"Of course, my follower. I shall give you a proper blessing…”

“Mortals drink that dark liquid… How do they call it? Ah yes… Coffee… They try to keep themselves energetic…”

“I have a better idea for this…”

“Have you ever heard of dormant giants? They sleep all over your little planet and wait until their boiling blood explodes from their bodies…”

“They wiped out civilisations with their anger. But those humans were certainly awake during those moments, were they not? I do think giants worked better than coffee…”

“Right now the biggest one is asleep. But how long will it last? How long until Ojos del Salado wakes up?”

What video game will you defend forever?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Skylanders Trap Team and the Monster Hunter Stories games

Is there other crowns that just haven’t been found yet? What’s shapes and colors?

What’s going on with Haro and Chemachs crowns?

Are they connected to the mystic sellers in anyway? (The whole eye motif, the mystic sellers kinda look like big anthro crowns if you squint)

Add your favorite Crown headcanons if you want!

Sorry this took me some time to get to— I was busy!

So for my Crowns lore…

1. The crowns are seen as a source of power, status and godlyhood of each domain. We got the main 5: Chaos, Famine, Death, Pestilence and War and Knowledge. In my and @battiebones ‘s AU, we’ve implemented “fan crowns” like Weather, the original Crown of Knowledge (before Shamura claimed it), the Goddess of the River, and a few more that I can’t remember at this moment. (Etc. tho.)

They sit on the hosts head, the bearers get their perks. Whoever dies by another crown bearer, that crown gets absorbed into the ‘winner’s crown, and they have ownership of that domain/thing (and cults).

Something the bearers do NOT notice, however, is that the crowns are not only godly things, they are also parasites. They will try to continuously seep into their skull/brain and take them over unless they are strong willed and able to hold control over the crown. (As if they were mere tools). It’s evident in my AU where the Bishops realize they were letting their crowns be a crutch for them after Narinder impaired them while they live their daily lives in the Lambs’ cult and begin to heal and work through their own trauma’s with each other. It’s also evident with Shamura’s crown literally having roots into Shamura’s brain— Which is how I came to this idea for my AU. Shamura is farther gone than the rest of the Bishops, therefore they are the one getting the most of the parasite treatment. (Fortunately for them, we threw I monkey wrench into the formula and gave the Bishops —Minus Leshy— vessels as well. That’s a different story tho.)

So after the crowns have been taken from three of the Bishops, they realize how bad their crowns were for them in the long run, despite having the perks.

2. We have not designed the other crowns yet but I did make one for a shitten child that gets her own crown. I want to design the other dead crown bearers so badddd!

3. Haro’s crown is definitely dead. He just can’t get rid of it for reasons unknown bc I haven’t been able to get to that yet. As for Chemach, hers is just as insane as her probably.

4. I never thought about it that way surprisingly! The Mystic Seller is vague in itself so that’s not a bad idea at all! Idk if I’ll get to explore that with this AU, but maybe I can with my secondary AU instead of my main one.

5. One of my favorite head cannons for the Red Crown specifically is that it’s a greedy lil bitch but also respects the Lamb and just wants to be the only Crown and a powerful one at that.

Aww!!! Thank you!!!! You’re so sweet!!!!

AO3 LINK TO MY ACC:

A few things about me and those Deities that lead this blog:

1) You can refer to me as He/Him if you wish. I am just a guy and I’ll be doing OOC posts from time to time.

More info on me:

Age - 16 currently.

Sexuality - Pansexual.

That’s it. Now for the more interesting part—

2) I write fanfiction so I’ll be posting it here sometimes. If you don’t mind to give me joy by reading it, go ahead! I love any kind of activity on my fics! Be it comments, kudos or even hits!

3) All Crowns are They/Them. If I refer to one Crown by other pronouns it means I am just sleepy and got mistaken. Sorry.

4) Each Crown has a distinct personality and will be labelled by a certain colour: Famine, Death, Pestilence, Chaos, War.

5) Crowns are based on my headcannons for the Crowns features in the game Cult of the Lamb. Also their personalities are based on my own AUs that I write. If you want to see more of them, just look through my fanfic called ‘Silence of the Lamb’ (no it isn’t an add. I just… You don’t have to do it. But I’ll love you even more if you do…❤️)

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“318 so far”

“That is the number of followers I have”

“Some might consider this number quite a lot…”

“But what is three hundreds to a God of Death?”

“If I wish to gather enough DEVOTION… I shall raise that number. Hundreds… thousands more… I will raise above mortal world and emerge as a ruler of those pitiful minds at las—"

"AND WE WILL THROW A PARTY! A HUGE FREAKING PARTY! WITH DRINKS AND OTHER STUFF!”

“And we can do science! We can explore new possibilities of human bodies! Do you know how many viruses remain uncured? DO YOU?”

“We could EAT! Feast and devour so many dishes!! Mortals cook wonderful food!”

“And then we will go forward. To the stars above. Our conquest will take over the whole universe. Each of those sentient beings will bow ally to the Crowns…”

“AGH! NO! NONE OF— NOTHING LIKE THAT! I WON’T LET YOU RUIN MY MOMEMT OF TRIUMPH!”

Oh, so what, Zeta, what does it have to do with anything?

Well, i think it's neat!

Thank you, Magica.

Also Zea, i don't care, i just think it's cool.

Whatever.

Huh, so uhh, what are we doing?

No idea, Ron, no idea.

Huh.

Well, i think this is an entirely huge waste of time!

Shut it, Empress, we didn't ask you!

Oh, how droll of you, yelling at me.

For fuck sake...

Ah, but it is interesting.

Sure is.

Do you think they'd like hugs if they could hug?

I wouldn't count on it, atleast one of them?

Awh...

Eh, well, it be like that with deities...

“Why the hell are they talking to each other like we aren’t even there? Are they stupid?”

“I wouldn’t say so… More ignorant than foolish. Although it is quite insulting…”

“Come on, guys, let’s not get into an argument over this! We are not here to cause trouble, right?”

“Blue is right. Our mission is to settle together and build our cults… and enjoy mortal gifts… Who is up for a snack?”

“Is that all you think of with that empty head of yours? Food… As if our divine desires can be compared to mere physical cravings…”

“Mine could. I just wanna get drunk. It is impossible to deal with you all sober…”

“I want you to gag on your stupid alcohol…”

“Oh, arguing again… I should have patience…”

Opinions on my beloved wife? Don’t ask how I married her I just did with the power of being really really gay.

((I guess I’ll answer with… everyone? Why not))

“Heket… Just as any other fallen Bishop, I see no reason to respect her. Why should I? She was merely a victim to fate. Blind to see who was the real sacrificial lamb… Now her voice is lost just as her pride…”

“Oh! Heket! She’s pretty cool. A bit too… uh… quiet for my liking but she and Leshy are a pretty close friends! She always helps with food at parties… Besides, Yellow Crown is pretty good too so I suppose it fits the owner…”

“Umm… Heket is surely… interesting… I mean, she did try to protect her siblings so it makes her a little nice? Ignoring the… genocide… If you ask me what her real sin is… I’d say it is encouraging mortals to eat too much. After that all the followers just… throw up…”

“Oh, Heket… A fly stuck in a threads of fate. And yet what if a fly finds comfort in the embrace of a hunter? What if this web brings more peace than the world outside? Mmm… I am glad that through many worlds this Bishop found a happy ending… And her internal war ended”

“My owner… I do not need to find words to describe my loyalty. Moreover, it should be obvious… Why don’t others see how much she did for the people? To feed all of them… To share her food… It is a blessing of her divine mercy… My wonderful owner…”

“Eh? Oh, Bishop… erm… I don’t want to sound rude… Okay, who am I kidding? They killed ALL OF MY KIND! Look, I don’t exactly care about anything else but this frog needs to pay! Somehow! I already killed her to free my God but… Ugh! Death isn’t enough! There must be a way to make them all repay their sins… at least a part of those…”