So you guys know my blog isn’t dead (still waiting for asks, so ask away!), here are some incorrect quotes:
Ayin: 30 day free trial of being okay!
Tsadi: OP, where’s the link? Where’s the link, OP?
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Mek: Let me see what you have.
Uber: A KNIFE!
Mek: NO!
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Ayin: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Uber: Goodnight moon.
Uber: Goodnight trees.
Uber: Goodnight ghosts only I can see.
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Sah: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological stress.
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Tal: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Hania, not looking up from their murals: Spear.
Tal: BLOCKED!
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Hania: Megabird, give me patience.
Kinn: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.
Hania: If Megabird gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Sah: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Mek: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!
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Uber: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
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Kinn: These three have been my friends for a very long time. I cherish each and every one of them.
Kinn: The earliest memory I have with her is that I met her during one of my Golden Wasteland trips. She was nearly extinguished by a krill attack, so I saved her! And now we’re companions forever!
*Kinn does so many gestures recreating how they may Uber. A right hand for the krill, and a left for Kinn themselves, “knocking” the krill out. Kinn then takes the two hands and moves them together, with the right hand now representing Uber*
Kinn: And he’s very popular among the Valley folks! Having a friendship with him is like finally befriending that one Ikemen or Ikejou you always adored from the sidelines. It was so thrilling becoming friends with the Valley’s greatest sliding champion of all time!
*You see Kinn try to recreate their excitement over meeting Akutus. The dazzled expression says it all. They then do the hand puppet thing again, recreating Akutus hitting walls and objects. They laugh so joyfully at Akutus’ flying situation.*
Kinn: The one thing I don’t really get about her is why she developed such a dark sense of humor. She always joked about death, the darkness, or dying. One time she told me that she would straight up kill both of us if we dragged her into more trouble!
*Kinn seems to make confused, yet appreciative expressions describing Dawn. They use aggressive hand gestures*
I just realized, throughout this entire ask blog, nobody has asked Kinn before! I’ll happily take the first to ask. So Kinn, how are you doing? Any shenanigans within the kingdom lately?
Kinn: THIS IS SO FUN! LOOK AT THEM GO! THEY’RE BLIND! THEY CAN’T STOP ME!
Hania: KINN, GET THE *honk* DOWN FROM THE KRILL, PLEASE!
Kinn: I don’t do this around Uber, though; I’m concerned about her safety-
Hania: WHAT ABOUT YOURS?!
Kinn: I’M A SEASONED WANDERER; I CAN TAKE-
*Kinn screaming in the background as the krill launches them off its back like a rodeo bull*
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Kinn I am so stressed, WHY would you ride a krill? They seem awfully dangerous to be messing around with... Just please don't die, okay?
Kinn: KRILL RIDING IS FUN, BUT SAFE KRILL RIDING? NAH. RISKY KRILL RIDING? OHOHOHO~
Kinn: IF IT HELPS YA, WHY DON’T I SHOW YOU HOW I DO IT! THE KINN WAY! I ASSURE YOU, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!
Kinn: THIS KRILL IS NAMED BASTARD BY ME. HOWDY BASTARD, BUT I WON’T BE RIDING YOU TODAY! MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
Kinn: OKAY OKAY OKAY. FIRSTLY, I SURVEY THESE GRAVEYARD KRILL. THE WAY THEY REACT WHEN I POP UP AND TRY TO WRANGLE THEM IS HILARIOUS! A TERRIFYING FRIEND.
Kinn: ALL KRILL HAVE DESIGNATED PATHS THAT EVENTUALLY CROSS IN THEIR RESPECTIVE AREAS.
Kinn: WHY DON’T I GO FOR A SINGULAR KRILL, YOU MAY ASK?
Kinn: NO OTHER KRILLS ARE THERE TO WITNESS! ITS MORE FUN HAVING MULTIPLE OF THEM INVOLVED, WATCHING IN CONFUSION! WOOOO~
Kinn: SOMETIMES THEY’LL TRY TO GO FOR ME WHEN I’M ALREADY ON THE BACK OF ONE, BUT THEY MISS EVERY TIME! ITS HILARIOUS HOW THEY ALL TRY TO NAB ME! WHAT A SPECTACULAR DODGING GAME, TOO!
Kinn: I ALWAYS TARGET THEM AT THE BACK, BECAUSE IT’S THEIR BLIND SPOT! THEY CAN’T SEE ANYTHING OVER THERE, AND ONLY GUARD THEIR FRONTS.
Kinn: I SWOOP DOWN, AND TRY TO GRAB THEIR HORNS, FACE, OR EYE!
Kinn: ANGERING THE KRILL ONLY UPPS THE EXCITEMENT AND TAUNTING THEM? THAT’S SOME GOOD REASONING RIGHT THERE. YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN THEIR FACES WHEN I ABSOLUTELY TRIED TO SNAG MY CAPE ON ONE.
Kinn: THEN ITS JUST A GAME OF ENDURANCE! HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY ON THE KRILL, DODGING THEM AND TRYING NOT TO TOPLE!
Kinn: I THINK I RODE A KRILL, I’LL CALL THEM... HM.. SHRIMP WAD, FOR LIKE, AWHILE, BEFORE HAINA AND ELDER TSADI GOT ME DOWN!
Kinn: Wuh oh.
*laughter turns to screeching as Kinn is completely knocked off the krill’s back*
Kinn: I’M FINE, I SWEAR!
Kinn: ...AND THAT IS HOW YOU KRILL RIDE.
Mek: KINN, FOR THE LIVE OF MEGABIRD GET DOWN FROM THE KRILL!
Kinn: YOU CANNOT STOP ME-
*Kinn gets decked by one of the krill*
Tsadi: Oh no, KINN!
Hania: KINN! IF THE KRILL DON’T KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO THE BIRD THAT I WILL!
This will be updated as characters are introduced.
Nursing school is no longer kicking my butt!
Uber
Pronouns: She/Her
Realm of Residence: Isle of Dawn
Uber is an energetic sky child who works as an attendant in the temple of the Isle of Dawn. She loves making new friends and learning new songs to play on the lyre.
Kinn
Pronouns: They/Them
Realm of Residence: Varies
Kinn is an adventurer that likes wandering around the peaceful kingdom, often with little reason or motivation as to why. “It’s just fun!” according to them. Kinn can be very lighthearted, joking and commentating on everything. They like to taunt the Dark Dragons (Krill). Kinn is a guardian of two other children who like to incite chaos: Uber and Dawn.
Hania
Pronouns: She/Her
Realm of Residence: Golden Wasteland
Hania is a sky child who resides in the Wasteland Temple. She’s always out patrolling to make sure other sky kids are safe from the Dark Dragons.
Tal
Pronouns: They/Them
Realm of Residence: Valley of Triumph
Tal is a chaotic moth who resides in the temple in the Valley of Triumph. They look up to the Skater Girl and both Valley Elders. They were banned from using fireworks after numerous times stealing the fireworks stored in the temple. While chaotic, they care about the people around them, and will do whatever they can to keep those people safe.
Elder Daleth
Pronouns: He/Him
Realm of Residence: Isle of Dawn
Daleth is a grandfatherly being who oversees the care of the temple of the Isle of Dawn. While wise, he can be a bit cheeky at times.
Elder Ayin
Pronouns: They/Them
Realm of Residence: Daylight Prairie
Ayin is the lighthearted caretaker of the Daylight Prairie’s temple. They have an affinity for butterflies and enjoy helping others through issues.
Elder Teth
Pronouns: He/Him and She/Her
Realm of Residence: Hidden Forest
Teth is a stern, no nonsense leader with a knack for smithing. While they can act cold, they care deeply for those under their protection and their wellbeing.
Elder Sah and Elder Mek
Pronouns: She/Her (Mek); He/Him (Sah)
Realm of Residence: Valley of Triumph
Sah and Mek are the twin elders who watch over the valley. They share one brain cell and Mek has it 99% of the time. Sah is energetic and impulsive while Mek is quiet and cautious. Always bickering, the two are each other’s greatest rival, and greatest friend.
Elder Tsadi
Pronouns: He/Him
Realm of Residence: Golden Wasteland
Tsadi is a fearless warrior who guards the Wasteland Temple. He was the mentor of Sah and Mek, and is a natural leader amongst the residents of the Wasteland. While seemingly stoic, one cannot help but wonder if there’s more to his past than simply being a guardian of the temple.
Elder Lamed
Pronouns: She/Her
Realm of Residence: Vault of Knowledge
Lamed is the head scholar of the Vault. Wise and dependable, she’s often sought out for help, and acts motherly to younger sky children. She enjoys studying knowledge crystals.
