So you guys know my blog isn’t dead (still waiting for asks, so ask away!), here are some incorrect quotes:
Ayin: 30 day free trial of being okay!
Tsadi: OP, where’s the link? Where’s the link, OP?
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Mek: Let me see what you have.
Uber: A KNIFE!
Mek: NO!
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Ayin: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Uber: Goodnight moon.
Uber: Goodnight trees.
Uber: Goodnight ghosts only I can see.
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Sah: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological stress.
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Tal: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Hania, not looking up from their murals: Spear.
Tal: BLOCKED!
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Hania: Megabird, give me patience.
Kinn: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.
Hania: If Megabird gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Sah: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Mek: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!
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Uber: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Uber: Please take my word on this lmfao.
Liyah: What did you do, OP?
Uber: A 🎵MISTAKE!🎵
